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Sunday, 29 June 2014

Erebus: Chapter 1

1. Longreach, Australia

A small, grey van with a large satellite dish sitting atop it spluttered down a deserted road somewhere in Queensland, Australia. The driver was hoping they were headed towards a town and would reach it soon.
The driver of this particular van was a paranormal investigator. Normally there would have been a team of three people in this van, but tonight there was only one solitary individual. A freak lightning storm had occurred in these parts. Some people were claiming that there was no weather front that allowed for the lightning and no thunder was heard. This was investigation material if ever there was any. The team didn’t agree though. They thought that the lightning was probably just that: lightning. The team leader had seen enough Thor movies to know that unexplained lightning is never just lightning. It needed to be checked out. That’s exactly what happened. Now, in the middle of nowhere and with nothing but clear skies, the leader of this motley crew was beginning to regret not listening to their teammates.
For the tenth time in the past hour the van ground to a halt and the driver pulled out a map.
“I have no idea where I am,” the driver said, scratching the back of their head.
It appeared there was a town, Longreach, not too far from here, if the map was being read correctly. The driver was no longer sure. There was no way of telling exactly where the van was right now.
The van driver heard a strange noise and looked up into the sky, in order to see where the sound was coming from. Something was heading towards the ground. It was flaming on all sides and about the size of a car. This was no small meteorite. It was going to do some damage upon impact. A phenomenon such as this was interesting news for an unemployed reporter. Grabbing a camera the paranormal investigator got out of the van and ran towards the estimated trajectory of the meteor.
*     *     *
The thing falling to the earth hit the ground and sent out a massive shockwave. The paranormal investigator was lifted from their feet and sent spiralling into a ball.
She got up and looked around. It appeared that the thing that had landed was a ship: it had strange engravings on it and a something that looked like a cockpit was open. There was nothing inside. Looking around she saw a man lying on the ground, unconscious. She ran to him with an outstretched arm. Just as she reached the man she stopped short. What if he had come out of the ship? She pulled her hand back quickly. The man was naked and she found herself blushing. Usually the team kept spare clothes in the van.
She ran to it and picked up a shirt, a pair of jeans and a blanket and ran back to the possible alien. She covered him with the blanket, being careful to avoid physical contact and dropped to the ground beside him. His eyes fluttered and blinked, before coming into focus on her.
“Where am I?” he asked her, rubbing his eyes and sitting up.
She pushed herself away from him, still not willing for them to touch. “We are in Queensland, Australia,” she replied as she reached out a hand to help him up, “it’s on planet earth. Do you know where you are from?”
“What do you mean do I know where I am from?” the guy asked.
“Which planet?” she asked him, pointing to the spacecraft.
His eyes widened as he took in the ship, “I actually have no idea,” he said looking from the girl to the ship.
“Do you know what your name is?” she asked him, “any memories at all?”
“I don’t remember anything,” he replied, and from the lost look in his eyes she knew he was telling the truth. “Everything from before seeing you is a blank.”
“Put those on,” she told him, indicating the clothes.
As he did so they heard sirens coming from a distance.
“That’s the authorities,” she said looking over her shoulder, seeing lights: luckily they were not coming from the direction of Longreach.
“The authorities?” the guy said and looked in the direction of those same lights himself. “This is good, I can communicate with them and they will help me discover where I have come from and how I can get back.”
She curled her lips up and he noticed it.
“What does this gesture mean?” he asked her, motioning towards her lips.
“I’m not going to tell you how to run your life…” she began.
“You are just going to inform me on how to run my life?” he asked, knowing the answer. “Females are always the same, no matter what planet you are on,” he commented and she gave him a slap on the upper arm.
“I wouldn’t be so excited about the authorities if I were you?” she told him.
“Why not?” he asked her, “surely the authorities are in a position to help me?”
“I am not sure how much you know about earth,” she said, “and although I have never come across a real live alien before I can tell you that in our popular culture the authorities always try to kill the aliens.”
“Oh,” he noted, “that is not very good at all. Who will help me?”
“I don’t know, dude,” she said and moved back towards her van.
“Will you?” he asked and caught her arm, pulling her back towards himself.
In the first seconds she panicked. After a moment he felt her relax in his arms. Nothing had happened to her. For the first time she noticed his height, he was tall. This made him appear quite thin, but now that he was pulling her against himself she could feel some muscle under his black shirt. He had dark hair, and grey eyes, and looked like a normal human. There was nothing about him that would suggest he was not from this planet. She allowed herself to get lost in the moment and found she was pushing her hand into his shirt to feel the muscles.
He cleared his throat and she pulled away.
“Will you help me?” he asked again as he looked into her eyes.
She sighed and listened for the sirens again. There were closer, but there was also another car pulling into the site from another direction.
“We need to hurry,” she said as she pulled the hand that was still tightly grasping her own.
They got to the van just as the headlights of the newest vehicle lit up the metal ship.
The alien man took one last look back at it before getting into the van beside the paranormal investigator.
“This is an interesting transportation device you have,” he noted, “it appears to broadcast as well?”
“It does,” she said, “I am a paranormal news reporter. I tell people about strange things going on around Queensland.”
“I would classify as a strange thing, would I not?” the alien asked her.
“You would,” she said, and didn’t dare look him in the eyes.
“Could I make a request of you?” he asked her.
“Of course,” she replied.
“I would like it if you didn’t report any news of me,” he said, “I do not want to be found out by the authorities, at least not until I know who I am, where I come from, why I am here and how I get home.”
“I understand,” she said, “I promise I will say nothing about you until you are gone,” she promised.
“Thank you,” he said, smiling at her, “is there something I can call you?” he asked, realising he did not know her name.
“Can I trust you?” she asked him, not willing to divulge that kind of information to someone she doesn’t know.
“I don’t even know me,” he replied, “if that helps?”
She laughs a little, there is a hint of enjoyment but also a hint of anxiety to the laugh.
“It doesn’t,” she replies, “okay,” she says, taking a deep breath as she drives the van towards Longreach and away from the possibility of being implicated in this alien invasion thing, “I will trust you,” she informs him, “but if you do anything even remotely hostile alien I will dump you in the desert and tell the world where you are. You understand?”
“Remotely hostile alien?” he asks her for clarification.
“Yeah,” she said, “if I hear mention of killing humans, ray guns, invasions, superior race or anything like that then you are on your own, capisce?”
“I understand,” he replied. “Now do you have a name?” he asked as he smiled at her.
“Rachel,” she responded, “my name is Rachel Taylor. Do you have one?”
“I probably do,” he replied, still smiling at her, she liked his smile. It felt safe and warm, “but I have no idea what it is.”
“Oh,” she said in a high pitch, clapping her hands together. She also couldn’t help but smile back at him.
He was confused, “this is actually quite tragic,” he said, “I have no idea who I am, where I come from or why I am here and you think it is something to be excited about?”
“I’m sorry,” she said and giggled, “I was excited because you having no name means that we get to name you.”
“And that is an activity you would enjoy?” he asked.
“Immensely,” she said and smiled at him again as they passed by the sign welcoming them to Longreach.
“Humanity is a strange and elusive being,” he said as he sat back in the chair.
*     *     *
Longreach was a sleepy little town. It was built on the River Thomson, and named because of the ‘long reach’ of that same River. The population of the town was only about 3000. If the authorities came looking for them in Longreach, it would not take long for them to be found. There was no question of looking for a needle in a haystack, this was just looking for straw.
“Did you know,” the alien said from the passenger seat, he was on the internet, “that the town has a theme for its street names?”
“I didn’t,” Rachel said, a little disinterestedly. She was wondering if it would be better for them to keep going instead of stopping in this little town.
“They are named after birds,” alien-boy continued, excitedly, “a bird is a creature with feathers and a bill, they can fly,” he explained, having clicked a link to learn what a bird was.
Rachel took her eyes off of the road and gave him a look, eyebrow raised, “I have lived on this planet my entire life,” she said to him, too much agitation in her voice, “I know what a bird is.”
“Hmm,” he replied, “the north and south directional streets are named after land birds while the east and west streets are named after water birds,” he said, “also birds that carry people used to be made here.”
“Planes?” Rachel asked him.
“Yes,” he said, “planes,” holding up the iPad he was searching all this on. “See they look like birds.”
Rachel swerved and her van almost hit a tree.
“Alien boy,” she shouted at him, “keep that thing out of my face when I’m trying to drive; otherwise you’ll get us both killed.”
“Sorry,” he said and lowered the iPad from her face.
“It’s okay,” she said, “you are only learning about life on this planet, I can understand why you are very excited about it.”
He smiled at her, “my name isn’t ‘alien boy’,” he said when it was evident she had nothing else to say.
“What is it then?” she asked him.
“I don’t know,” he replied, looking towards the ground.
“In that case,” she jested, “it could actually be alien boy and you just don’t remember.”
“It’s definitely not alien boy,” he responded, “I’d remember.”
“Okay,” she said and pulled over, she looked at him. Noticing his blue-grey eyes and his dark hair. He looked European, slightly Celtic, if she had to guess. There were many descendants of the Irish in Australia so he would fit right in. He also looked like a pale Spaniard, from the Celtic part of Spain. Rachel liked Spanish geography.
“Anything?” he asked her.
“Not yet,” she complained, “you cannot rush perfection you know, you poor, abandoned extra-terrestrial.”
“Is this a Mac?” he asks, while she is still thinking of a name.
“How do you know what a Mac is?” she asked him, confused by his recognition of the Apple machine.
“I don’t know,” he admits after thinking about it for a minute, “I just do.”
“Yes, it is a Mac,” she informed him, “well, we have your surname,” she laughed.
“You do?” he asked, “what is it?”
“McIntosh,” she announced, smiling widely.
“What’s a McIntosh?” he asked, confused.
“That type of computer,” she said, pointing to her iMac in the back.
“I really don’t understand,” he said, exasperated.
“It’s okay E.T.,” she joked, “wait,” she got something, “Poor E.T. Abandoned. Peta, we can call you Peter,” she said as she smacked the steering wheel in self-praise.
“Peter?” he said, trying out the name, “I like it,” he added, smiling his approval, she realised that he had a lovely smile.
“Peter McIntosh,” she tested the entire name together, “it sounds good, don’t you think? Believable too.”
“Peter McIntosh,” Peter repeated, “yes,” he added, “it is good. I like it. Thank you for naming me, Rachel Taylor.”
“No problem, Peter McIntosh,” she added, smiling widely at him.
“I can hear those authority noises again,” Peter said, looking out the window. He was gripping the iPad tightly, his knuckles white.
“Really?” Rachel asked, “I hear nothing.”
“My hearing must be better than yours,” he informed her, “they are getting louder. Does that mean they are getting closer?” he asked her.
“It does,” she replied, “we better find somewhere to hide this van, and then find somewhere to sleep for the night,” she added as she pulled the van out of park and into drive.
“Go quickly,” he said, looking out through the rear window of the van.
*     *     *
They had found a quiet little Bed and Breakfast owned by two locals, there was a room available but it had a double bed. Rachel and Peter took it, it was the best they could do. Peter slept on the floor, being a gentle E.T. and allowing the lady to have the bed.
Neither of them were sure if his race of aliens actually slept, it turned out they did. Peter slept for exactly the same amount of time as Rachel did; both of them arose at ten am, just in time to catch the last morsels of the breakfast prepared at the B&B.
“Good morning, sheila,” the man who owned the place said as Rachel reached the dining room, “would you and the mista’ like some brekkie?” he asked her.
“Please,” she replied.
“We have eggs, sausages, bacon, beans, toast and cereal, what takes your fancy?”
“All of that, honestly,” she said, “Peter, you’d like it all too, right?”
“Yes,” Peter said, unsure of what else to answer, saying no at this point may break customs long established on earth; and he certainly didn’t want to do that.
The man went to get the food as the doorbell rang.
“I’ll get it dear,” his wife shouted from somewhere in the house.
“The husband does the cooking?” Rachel noted. “That’s unusual.”
“Why is that unusual?” Peter asked.
“Usually men think that a woman’s place is in the kitchen,” Rachel commented. “It’s nice to see it this way for a change.”
“That is interesting,” Peter said. “I thought women on this planet were only bossy. Now it turns out they provide the food as well.”
“Excuse me,” the owner of the bed and breakfast said, “there are two agents outside, and they are looking for anyone staying here who is from out of town.”
“Okay,” Rachel replied, “would you like us to go and talk to them?”
“Please,” the innkeeper replied, “it’s not good for business to have agents on your door.”
“I understand,” Rachel said, “come on Peter.”
“You are the guests that stayed last night?” one of the agents asked Peter and Rachel as they reached them at the front door.
“You can use the sitting-room,” the innkeeper said, having come out of the kitchen to see what the commotion was, “I’ll get back to your breakfasts.”
“Thank you,” Peter said to him as he went.
“We are investigating a meteorite falling from the skies,” the agent said as they all took a seat in the sitting room.
“I saw that,” Rachel admitted, “I am a bit of a paranormal investigator myself.”
“Really,” the second agent, Reece, according to the badge he flashed when they approached him, “that is interesting, and did you discover anything paranormal?”
“There has been strange lightning around these parts,” Rachel said, “the majority of my team, besides Peter here,” Rachel said, indicating Peter, “refused to come out on this one, they said that there was no point in investigating lightning.”
“What did you see last night,” Agent Reece asked.
“There was lightning,” Rachel admitted, “out to the west of the town. I couldn’t discover anything unusual about it though.”
“Did you see a meteorite falling from the sky anywhere near you?” the agent that was not Agent Reece asked.
“I did,” Rachel said, “as I have already indicated. I don’t investigate things from space though,” she continued, “I am more interested in those things that occur on earth. We both are.”
“Ghosts and things,” Peter said, iPad in his hand again.
“Interesting,” Agent Reece said.
“Sorry we can’t help you with… whatever it is you are investigating,” Rachel said.
“No problem,” Agent Reece said again and held out a card, “if you do hear anything about the meteorite call that number.”
“We will sir,” Peter said, smiling innocently.
“Can I ask,” Rachel asked, “why exactly does the government have some special agents working on a meteor?”
“We are not the government ma’am,” Agent Reece replied, “we are international.”
“Okay,” Rachel said, “that makes me want to ask that question even more.”
“Yes,” Peter says, “this sounds like something we should be looking into, as paranormal investigators; especially if some multi-country organisations are looking into this.”
“No, no,” the other agent replied, “there is no need for you both to look into it, however, if you could inform us if you hear anything about it. That is all we need from you.”
“Of course,” Rachel said, it was now her turn to smile innocently.
“Good day,” Agent Reece said.
“Have a good day,” Peter said, “I hope you find what you’re looking for.”
“We should have someone keep an eye on the two of them,” Agent Reece said to his partner once they were out of the bed and breakfast, “they may go and investigate, and we need to stay a step ahead of them.”
Peter and Rachel, still in the sitting-room, breathed a sigh of relief.
“Why did you tell them we are paranormal investigators?” Peter asked Rachel after they had heard the car driving away.
“I was worried they had seen the van,” Rachel admitted, “these small towns have a proficiency at ratting on outsiders, if anyone saw the van I am sure that they have already searched it.”
“That makes sense,” Peter said. “Do you think we will see them again?”
“I’m sure we will,” Rachel said and sighed. “They are looking for you after all,” she told him, “normally these kinds of organisations don’t stop until they find the alien they are looking for.”
“This information is coming from your bountiful experience of aliens landing on earth?” Peter asked.
“Television shows,” Rachel admitted, “I am not sure if an alien has ever landed on earth before, although some people believe that some came in the 1970s in Roswell, America.”
“Did you catch who sent the Agents?” Peter asked, “the likelihood is that they have my ship and I am going to need it sometime, if I am going to get home.”
Rachel looked up at him, eyebrow raised again, “really?” she asked, “you want to go and get your ship out of the heart of the beast?”
“I don’t know what you mean,” Peter replied, “I don’t think that a beast has taken it and put it inside its heart. Still, I do want to go and get my ship, I will need to go home sometime.”
“Really?” Rachel asked again.
“Really,” he said, “you don’t need to come with me,” he said, “you have done enough for me already. I can go on alone.”
“Really?” Rachel asked again. “Where is Roswell?”
“I can find it on this,” Peter said and held up the iPad.
“No, you can’t,” Rachel said, “that is mine and it was expensive.”
“Oh,” Peter said, “also, who were the agents with?”
Rachel sighed again, “oh, come on,” she said, “I better go with you or I’ll read you were captured on some alien hunters’ website, or hear that you died on some news network.”
“Thank you, thank you, thank you,” Peter said and hugged her, “I mean, you can come along if you want to. You know, I don’t really need you. I could buy one of those things.”
“Be quiet,” Rachel said, “and be grateful I am going to help you,” she added. “Now let’s go and have breakfast before we get on the road again.”
“Okay,” Peter said, “what exactly are all of the things he said he would fetch us?”
“Mostly they are made from the meat of animals,” Rachel said, “toast is grains and beans are pulses; look them up,” Rachel said, indicating the iPad.
Peter enthusiastically did so.
*     *     *
After their breakfast they headed out.
“To get to the United States, which is where Roswell is, we will need to get a plane,” Rachel informed Peter.
“A plane?” Peter said. “One of those birds that carry humans? Will it take us up into the sky?”
“Why are you so excited about this?” Rachel asked. “You came here in a spacecraft, from outer space. That is higher, faster, and much cooler than going in a plane.”
“Yes,” Peter said, “I may have come in a spacecraft but I don’t actually remember it, therefore going in a plane will be my first memory of being in earth’s sky.”
“Okay,” she said and smiled at him, “I understand now.”
“Where do we get a plane?” Peter asked her as they drove towards Brisbane. “Is there somewhere special to go?”
“An airport,” Rachel said, “but the security in those places is really tight. You will need something called I.D. to get past them and get onto the plane. We need to go and get you your own form of I.D. used for flying: they are called passports. We will also need to forge a birth certificate for you.”
“Okay,” Peter said, “where do we go for that?”
“I know someone,” Rachel said and focused on the road again.
“Of course you do,” Peter said, rolling his eyes. He was fairly sure forging a birth cert wasn’t exactly a legal activity.
“What does that mean?” Rachel asked.
“On my planet, I think, I was a law abiding citizen. I get the feeling that you have never had any regard for the law in your entire life.”
“Probably not,” she agreed.
They drove on in silence.
After twelve hours of driving Rachel finally pulled the car over. She was flicking through an address book. Peter was asleep in the back of the van by the time she arrived at the place she needed to be.
“Where is he?” Tim, her contact asked.
Rachel motioned to the back and Tim took a look in.
“Like a baby,” he commented.
Rachel nodded in response.
“What do you both need from me?” he asked her as she got out of the van to join him.
“Birth certs, passports, drivers licenses, a whole new identity for both of us,” Rachel explained to him.
“What are you doing?” the guy asked her suspiciously, “I have never had one of yours come for a complete new identity before.”
“Ask no questions and hear no lies,” Rachel promised him.
“Have you pictures of both of you?” he asked her.
“On the iPad,” Rachel said and leaned back into the van and picked it up.
“Should we wake him?” he asked Rachel.
She looked back to the alien in her backseat and shook her head, “probably best to let him sleep,” she said.
“Come with me,” he said, “we should not do this outdoors.”
“Of course,” she nodded and followed him into his converted warehouse.
The warehouse had stone walls and a galvanized roof. Looking around Rachel could tell Tim’s interests; too many computer products sat everywhere in the large living space. Some of these he must use for his work, others were clearly for recreation.
Rachel pinched her nose. A waft of something not particularly pleasant had hit her. It smelled like dirty clothing and rotting food mixed together. A swift, second, glance around confirmed it was exactly that.
“Have you any air fresheners?” she asked him.
Tim turned to look at her. He raised an eyebrow and smiled an amused smile, “not enjoying the smell?” He asked.
“It is rather putrid, isn’t it?” she replied.
He laughed.
“The best I can do is offer you some vapour rub,” he said and walked to a cabinet and took the little tub from it and brought it to her.
“What am I supposed to do with this?” she asked him, twirling the jar of jelly in her hand.
“When I was in school there was once a bird, of some sort, dead and stuck there. We could smell it in the classroom and when we explained to someone on the maintenance staff they brought a jar of this to put below our noses, as it would be all we would smell.”
“Is that why you have this?” Rachel asked, “because you realise how disgusting your house smells and need to take a break from it every now and again?”
He laughed again.
“I don’t see what’s so funny,” she said.
“You better be careful how much you insist on insulting me, Sheila,” he said, “you need me to make you new identities. If you aren’t careful I may become too offended and that would mean you’ll be leaving here empty handed.”
“I’m sorry,” she said and placed the vapour rub under her nostrils.
“Don’t worry about it,” he said, “I know the place is a disgrace. I can’t be bothered to clean it and bringing in a cleaner may alert people I don’t want alerted to the fact that I have an illegal identity creation operation going on in here.”
“Thanks,” Rachel said and moved a pile of dirty clothes in order to sit down. Despite the vapour rub under her nose, moving the dirty clothing caused a breeze of stench to hit Rachel, making her nose crinkle up.
“Let’s get down to business then,” Tim said as his computers and printers started up, “who do you want to be?”
“Who do I…?” she began.
“Want to be, yeah? Like, what name do you want on his and your own birth certs, licences and everything?”
“Oh,” Rachel said, understanding the question, “You can make me Rachel Smith,” she said, “born in Melbourne, twenty-five years ago.”
“Okay,” he said, scribbling down the details, “and sleeping beauty in the van?”
“He’s Peter McIntosh,” she said, “born in Perth, nineteen years ago.”
“Nineteen?” Tim asked, “are you sure? That’s a little young, he could pass for twenty-two or three if you wanted. Also it looks less weird, you hanging out with a guy in his early twenties instead of a guy in his late teens.”
“He’s nineteen,” Rachel insisted.
“Fine, fine,” he gave in, hands held in the air, holding a black pen in his right hand, “he’s nineteen, I get it.”
“Thank you,” Rachel said, smiling smugly to herself as the pen was leaking, dying Tim’s hand black.
“The customer is always right,” he said, faking a smile back at her.
*     *     *
It took Tim over three hours before he had made new identities for Rachel and Peter. Rachel wasn’t sure what to expect. She had never had a new identity created for herself before. She had planned for a number of possibilities, including needing to stay overnight. Peter and she had been driving for a long time, and Rachel was now very tired. Peter, fortunately, was asleep in the van; or at least she hoped he was still in the van. He was more rested than she was, or at least he would be when he finally woke up. Rachel watched as Tim gathered some papers from the printer. He made a sound, telling Rachel he was disappointed with what the printer had produced, and he returned to the computer.
“Thank you for the work you are putting in,” she gulped and said to Tim, after a long period of silence between the two of them.
“I’m nearly done,” Tim said without looking at her. From the short time she had been in the house he had learned that she was a ‘no nonsense’ woman.
“Don’t worry about it,” she said, smiling at him, “I’m going to go and check on Peter,” she said, emphasising the last word.
He chuckled. “Here,” he said and tossed keys to Rachel, “you’ll need to them to let yourself back in.”
“Thanks,” she said as she bounced the keys off her hands twice before they finally fell to the floor.
He chuckled again.
Rachel rolled her eyes at the laugh as she picked up the keys from the floor and turned to leave the warehouse.
“Make sure no one sees you,” he said.
She nodded, but didn’t ask why; it didn’t really matter to her anyway.
Once Rachel was outside the door of the warehouse she remembered why she left in the first place. She was worried about the idea of Peter waking up in the van, in the dark, by what appeared to be abandoned warehouses. The alien would freak out, think Rachel abandoned him and run off into the dark somewhere. She had no intentions of abandoning him. She felt as if she was Earth’s ambassador in this situation, and she wished to represent her planet well. Plus, he was easy on the eyes.
Rachel opened the door to the van and peered into the darkness. She saw nothing, as her eyes were not yet adjusted to the lack of light.
Rachel’s heart began to beat faster, she felt a wave of panic surge through her but just as she managed to get a hold of herself she saw Peter sitting in the back of the van looking out at her.
“What’s wrong?” he asked her.
“What?” she asked him, confused.
“You look really worried about something,” he said as he moved towards the side door to the van.
“Do I?” she asked him, “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to look so worried. I don’t know why I do.”
“It’s okay,” he said to her, “I know what’s wrong.”
“You do?” she asked, he was standing in front of her now, ridiculously close.
“Yes,” he said as he put her arms around her, “you are a female person, all by yourself, you need someone to treat you like a princess and love you,” he explained to her.
She pushed him away from her, “have you been reading the internet again?” she asked him.
“Yes,” he said, “and I learned a lot about the differences between us. Do you know that…” he began, reaching for his belt.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa,” Rachel said and held up her hand to his mouth, cutting him off, “in human society it is not polite to talk about those things.”
“Oh,” he said, “I didn’t know. I won’t say anything more.”
“Good,” she said and smiled at him.
“Are we ready to go?” he asked, “I am quite tired and finding a bed would be a great thing.”
“Finding a bed?” she asked, a little outraged, “you slept for most of the drive, if anyone should be tired it should be me.”
“It may be true that I slept,” Peter said, “but I did sleep in the back of this van and it is not very comfortable.”
“Don’t slag my van off,” Rachel said and gave him a friendly smack.
“We should get back inside,” Peter said and walked past her.
“Wait,” Rachel said, “don’t go in there.”
“Why not?” he asked her.
“It’s just…” she thought about it, “he’s nearly done in there, it should only be a minute.”
“I understand,” Peter said and smiled slyly.
“What do you think you understand?” she asked him, picking up on the smile.
“You aren’t alone after all?” he asked.
“What?” Rachel exclaimed, “Tim? You are joking right?”
“Oh, you aren’t interested in him?” Peter asked.
“No,” she nearly screamed.
“Women are confusing creatures,” Peter concluded as he got back into the van.
“Men have been saying that for centuries,” Rachel said and grinned at him, before walking back into the warehouse.
“And they are ready,” Tim said after she had given him back his keys.
“Let me see?” she asked and took the I.D.s and birth certs from him.
“What do you think?” he asked her.
“They are perfect,” she said smiling at him, “they look exactly like the real ones.”
“That was the idea,” Tim said, “if they didn’t I would be shockingly bad at my job.”
“Speaking of,” Rachel said, “how much do I owe you?”
“Ten thousand,” he said as if it was peanuts.
“Ten grand?” she asked, her voice doing that high-pitched thing it did when she was a little outraged by something.
“Each,” Tim added, forcing himself to say the words.
“Twenty grand?” she asked, the voice was barely a squeak now.
“I had to create complete new people,” Tim argued, “that sort of service cannot come cheap.”
“I get that,” Rachel said, “but couldn’t you apply mates rates?”
“Mates rates?” he asked, his own voice taking on a higher pitch now, “I barely know you.”
“Okay,” she said, “Peter and I fly from Brisbane international to LAX at five pm tomorrow. I will have the money for you in the lobby at three. Is that okay?” Rachel asked him.
“You didn’t come prepared?” he asked, looking both annoyed and disappointed.
“I did come prepared,” Rachel protested, “I wasn’t prepared enough.”
“What do you have right now?” he asked her.
“Four thousand,” she replied.
“For me,” he said, “it makes sense if I take that cash now and hand over the driver’s licence for that amount. That way I have some form of deposit.”
“That’s perfect,” Rachel responded, knowing there was no way she was getting more products from the worm before she handed over the full amount.
“I will see you and the boy tomorrow then,” Tim said and showed Rachel to the door.
When Rachel got back to the car Peter was sitting in the passenger seat again, “did you get what we needed?” he asked her.
“Unfortunately not,” Rachel said, “he was asking for more money than I had with me.”
“What will we do now?” Peter asked her.
“He will meet us tomorrow in the airport,” Rachel said, “and I will pay him then. For now, we need to find a hotel to rest in for the night.”
*     *     *
The next day came too quickly for both Rachel and Peter. After the distance they had travelled the day before they needed much more sleep than the six hours they got.
“Get up, Peter,” Rachel called him for the fifth time.
Peter was surrounded by the softest of furnishings in the nicest room he had ever been in. There were about ten cushions on the bed when he had gotten in last night. Now these cushions lay between him and the cold outside the blankets. These barriers also stopped him from rolling, which he had learned, he did a lot.
“I’m up,” Peter called to Rachel from the comfort of his blanket fortress.
“Okay,” she said through the door, “I’ll see you at breakfast in ten; if you aren’t there I’m getting a key and coming in.”
She walked away and he rolled his eyes, then rolled over the mound of cushions and hit the floor.
“That was the only way I would actually get up,” he reminded himself when he landed awkwardly on his left hand.
Peter went into the bathroom for a really quick shower. He now had seven minutes before Rachel would be letting herself in.
Peter was one minute late to the breakfast table. As he entered the eloquently decorated breakfast area he was worried that Rachel would have already left and be on her way back up towards their rooms.
After a frantic scan of the tables Peter saw her, waiting for him at table eighteen. He casually strolled over to her and pulled out his chair.
“Where have you been?” she asked him.
“Showering,” he said as he sat down.
“You are a couple of minutes late,” she informed him, “I was about to go looking for you.”
“I thought it was best to wash now,” he said, “after all today we begin another day of travel which you have promised to take even longer than the travelling we did yesterday. I thought you would prefer that to smelling me all the time.”
“This is true,” Rachel noted, “please sit and eat, I still need to head to a bank.”
“Do they have the animal by-products here that we ate yesterday?” Peter asked her.
“Yes,” she said and laughed to herself, “They do.”
“I enjoyed them,” he said.
*     *     *
“What are they doing?” Cohen asked his comrade.
“Basically, they are just eating,” McGregor replied.
Cohen and McGregor were two of the people Agent Reece had assigned to the case of Rachel and Peter. They were charged with following both of them and making sure that neither of them actually did know anything about the alien ship that crash landed near Longreach a couple of days before.
Cohen was in his late thirties and was McGregor’s superior. He had buzz cut light brown hair and dark brown eyes. He was a well-built man and was a little over six feet.
McGregor was shorter than him, coming in at five nine. He had long, curly dark brown hair and blue eyes. McGregor was more slender than Cohen, but was still built for the fights someone in his line of work was bound to come across.
“It’s nice to be on earth for a change,” McGregor said to his commanding officer.
“You are pulling my leg right?” he asked him, “us being on earth, watching people who may or may not know about an alien that may or may not have crash landed on earth is not something to celebrate. An alien craft got past Earth’s defences.”
“I know that,” McGregor said, “but that doesn’t mean we can’t be happy that we are here, and not on some alien world light-years from home, do you know what I mean?”
“You always look for the silver lining,” Cohen said, smiling at the younger man, “that is what I like about you McGregor.”
“I am pretty amazing,” McGregor agreed, “it would be hard not to like me.”
“Your rebellious streak could do with some refining,” the older operative said.
“Ah here now,” McGregor replied, feigning offence, “my rebellious streak has given us some of the best memories and it has gotten us out of more than one sticky situation.”
“This may be true,” Cohen replied, “but it still stands that you do the rebellious things and I take all the blame.”
“I don’t mean for you to be blamed,” he said and smiled a cheeky smile, “I just do what I think is right.”
“Sometimes what is right might be doing what you are told,” Cohen suggested.
McGregor shook his head, “I doubt that, to be honest. The right thing to do is the thing you know to be right. It’s built into you, somehow, it doesn’t come from other people telling you what to do.”
“Someday,” Cohen pointed out, “you will move from level fifteen to level seven, where I am, and when that day comes I will enjoy you having to explain your own actions to our superiors.”
“Thanks,” McGregor said and nudged his friend.
“I even more look forward to the day when you get used to the way things are and then are given your own teenaged brat to look after. You’ll be the me of the party then.”
“I hate that phrase,” McGregor said, narrowing his eyes.
“Which phrase?” Cohen asked, thinking over the things he had just said.
“The way things are,” McGregor replied, “it should be wiped from the dictionary. I will never do things because that is the way they are done. We should constantly be questioning things, constantly be improving how we do them. That is especially true in our line of work. We come across new things everyday and each of those new situations, friends and foes, needs to be dealt with in a way appropriate to it.”
“Your head is full of wonderful ideas,” Cohen said, “I was like that when I first joined the EA, but eventually you come to realise that one person cannot change the world.”
“I bet one person could change the world. Look at what happened last year in my home country.”
“That wasn’t one person,” Cohen argued. “That was an army opposing an army.”
“Yeah,” McGregor replied, “but the result wasn’t because of the army. I’ve heard stories that the big, gaping hole is the result of one guy, a guy that is younger than me.”
“So you want to blow up a city?” Cohen asked the younger operative.
“No,” McGregor said. “That isn’t what I’m saying at all.”
“What are you saying?” Cohen asked McGregor.
“That one person can make a difference,” McGregor said and looked back in the window of the hotel.
“Certain people can, to be sure…” Cohen began, but McGregor interrupted him.
“They’re gone,” he said as he jumped from his seat in the grass outside the window.

“What?” Cohen said, McGregor was already on his way to the front of the hotel.

Wednesday, 25 June 2014

Irish ISIS Fighters

Usually I don't like doing blogs on political things. I don't feel educated enough, or interested enough, to talk about... well pretty much everything I talk about, but sometimes I read something in the news and wonder why aren't we doing something more. This was one of those times. I read about this in a paper, so it was probably sensationalised, still points out some flaws in our present system for dealing with things like that.

Last Saturday it was reported that there are 40 Irish citizens involved in Terrorist fighting in Syria and Iraq. Some of these Irish Jihadists are fighting with ISIS.

ISIS is an extremist Muslim group who believe in the establishments of Caliphates (Shariah law, Muslim controlled countries), right now specifically in Syria and Iraq. This group was once linked to Al-Qaeda but since has gone independent. It, like Al-Qaeda, uses deadly force against innocent people and civilians to get its way and achieve its aims.

It has now been revealed that there are 40 Muslim majority country born, Irish citizens involved in this organisation. They are fighting what they call a Jihad, a holy war.

Some of these Irish citizens have already returned home and the Gardaí fear that they will continue their Jihad here by attacking key buildings in Ireland.

Some of the buildings seen to be under threat are:
The US Embassy
The Israeli Embassy
The IFSC Building in Dublin
Apple headquarters, Cork
The Google Building
Intel, Shannon.
Shannon Airport
Pfizer
eBay
PayPal

The Gardaí have established a special unit (CTI) to deal with the problem but only have the resources to sort out the aftermath of an attack. They do not have the resources to protect all of these buildings.

Ireland is seen as the soft underbelly of Europe as there is less security here than other countries; making Ireland a prime target for recruiting for, funding and engaging in terrorist activities

Here's my question? If we know there are 'Irish' people over there fighting, if we know that Irish passports have been used to get to these terrorist groups then why aren't we doing something about it?

If people know there are Irish passports involved why aren't they taking down the names and then the second these terrorists land in Ireland again they could (and should) be arrested!

Even if we don't have names the fact we know there's 40 Irish passports out there means we could learn the names. Whoever reports the passport numbers must be able to see the names. (Even if 40 isn't real

Also there are some of these people appearing in promotional videos for these groups! We could arrest them as soon as they land on European soil again.

Either way it is time Ireland does something to protect our citizens and our businesses and relations internationally. It's time for harsher laws to deal with these problems before they become problems.

It's likely, though I do not know, that Irish law probably allows terrorists returning to Ireland to return; and that they then cannot be arrested. That needs to be sorted!

Perhaps a new rule could be brought in that takes passports from Irish citizens involved in terrorist activities. That could apply to IRA members as well. Wouldn't that be fantastic if the IRA members lost their Irish citizenship for being in the IRA, oh the irony. The Netherlands have been talking about something like that, or refusing people passports for fears there are involved in terrorist activities.

Rant over!

Wavey 2016

Wednesday, 4 June 2014

Erebus- Prologue

Prologue:

10 EE
“Die ghost scum,” Michael shouted as he raced after the ghosts that were currently fleeing from him.
It was difficult to get ghosts to flee from you, but it was a possibility, with the right tools. This particular tool was yellow and spherical. If you got your hands on it the ghosts could do nothing but run, because of the power of the YellowSphere.
“Ah, Pinky, you got me,” Michael said as he threw himself back in his office chair. Pac-man sounding out his last, as he dies the brave death worthy of a yellow pizza man.
It was game over. Michael shrugged as he picked up his late lunch. He had snuck out of work and gotten himself the best burrito he could find. It was filled with all of the things he liked: steak, re-fried beans and hot salsa sauce. Thankfully it was the middle of the night. The only other people in the building were in a meeting on an entirely different floor. Michael knew that if he were caught eating in here it would be the end of his career in space technology. Michael worked for an organisation called SPHERE - Safety and Protection of Home, Earth and REality. It was a stupid name but it was a good job. Not only did it pay well but it also meant that Michael got to spend most of his time sitting and staring up at the stars.
As a child it was all Michael wanted to do. He loved the stars and movies about space. He wanted to be an astronaut but didn’t have the physique for it. Then he learned about Space Camp and joined a few other kids, with similar interests to his own, learning about space and space technology. That was it; he was set for life from then on. Michael learned everything he could about technology; by the time he graduated high school he scoffed at the saying “it’s not ‘rocket science’”. Rocket science was much easier for him to understand than poetry, to take one example.
Shortly after college, a guy in a fancy Armani suit named George approached Michael and offered him a job with SPHERE. Michael believed he was working for NASA for the first number of months and small secrets were divulged to him, about NASA’s operations, not about SPHERE’s. When he was tested and found trustworthy he was brought into the fold and told about the true mission of SPHERE.
That was a number of years ago now. Some people, like SPHERE, worked on a new dating system: BE and EE. Michael began working for SPHERE in 5 BE; in layman’s terms 5 BE worked out as the year 2000. He wasn’t sure what the dating system stood for, and he didn’t need to know. In that time Michael had been promoted, meaning that he now had an office with a view. Some nights he enjoyed working the graveyard shift, when no one else was monitoring the stars but himself. It reminded him of why he first became involved in this work and allowed him to escape from the intense pressure of climbing, or even maintaining your position, on the corporate ladder.
The room Michael was eating his burrito in was a little like the mission control rooms seen in various space adventure movies; but more high tech. Holograms projected images presently visible to Hubble and a number of other satellites orbiting the earth. In front of Michael was a large hologram with all of the planets that had life on them that could be a potential threat to earth, or had threatened earth in the past. Mars was on it, not for any real threat, but it had been there traditionally and so was never taken off the list. SPHERE used advanced technology, including sending some operatives, to monitor these planets in case any of them would attempt to attack the earth. The equipment, each individual piece, besides Michael’s own MacBook Pro, cost in the hundreds of thousands of Dollars. That was why Michael shouldn’t be eating a burrito right now.
As usual the night shift was quiet and Michael spent most of his time playing stupid computer games on his Mac and enjoying the images being sent to him from Hubble. The universe, in all its vastness, was really beautiful.
A screen turning red suddenly interrupted Michael’s calm, Zen-like evening. For the first few seconds Michael was not even aware of it and the change from the normal green-blue to red. Then an alarm sounded. Sometimes, when asteroids and comets got close to earth the satellite which picks up on the object turns red. Normally, however, the comets would pass by the earth and just look like a shooting star to some group of teenagers lying on a trampoline in the middle of the night somewhere. What interrupted his burrito eating was the alarm that sounded from two satellites. Both were seeing the same thing. Michael swivelled his chair to look at the two red hologram screens. He had seen alarms before, normally for tiny comets that were about to enter the atmosphere. He moved from his desk, burrito still in hand, towards one of the screens. In order to see if this was a real threat he would have to zoom in. The alarm was sounding because of something moving in the lower left hand side of the screen. Michael pinched his fingers and that section grew. Whatever it was, it would probably be the size of a tennis ball by the time it reached the ground.
Michael raised an eyebrow and rubbed his eyes as he moved closer to the screen. A gasp escaped his lips, as he could not believe what he was seeing. This was no comet. A glint on the metal as it reflected the sun, revealed this ‘comet’ was made of some kind of metal. Michael dropped the burrito and the hologram he was looking at went dead.
“Ah poo,” he said as he attempted to clean the burrito off the control panel, but it was too late, this hologram was no longer working.
Michael ran to the other flashing hologram screen. This satellite was further away, but it was a SPHERE operated one; this meant that it could send out a scout drone. Michael released the drone, which set its course for the ship automatically.
Why did I think ship? Michael asked himself, God I hope it isn’t a ship. If it’s a ship, well, I don’t know how prepared we are for incoming ships at the moment.
The drone sent back an image. It contained a long, shining, grey object moving through the upper sky. On the top of the object there was an inscription, which Michael couldn’t read as it was some alien language. The drone also noticed lights. They were golden and one seemed to be guiding the ship while the other was pointing back in the direction the ship had come.
Michael had seen enough. It was time to get George and intercept this ship before it even reached land. The only problem was George was in a meeting, a meeting Michael had been told not to interrupt under any circumstances.
Michael looked for his shirt and jacket. He didn’t wear them on this particular shift so they were probably in his office. Time was of the essence, but he couldn’t interrupt Mr Johnston in a meeting that should have been uninterruptable with burrito running down his “Breed you should not,” Yoda t-shirt. Too right Yoda, too right.
Michael ran as fast as he could to his office, which was a floor up and around three corners. He got in and took off the Yoda shirt and put on his suit top and jacket. Then he left the office as hurriedly as he had entered it. The meeting was being held in the boardroom, which was three floors below him. Michael headed to the elevator, hoping that it would be on his floor. It was down one, so he didn’t have to wait long.
He got to the office, carrying a small touch screen with him in order that he could show George the incoming ship.
The door was locked. Michael rolled his eyes and knocked, politely. He already knew there would be no answer. Michael had to lose it, this was a real emergency and he needed to get the attention of the suits in the office. He tilted his head to see if he could peer in one of the windows at either side of the door, but he couldn’t see past the shut blinds. They were watching something, that much was clear, but what it was he couldn’t be sure. Michael threw himself at the door, causing a loud thumping sound. He banged on it, punched it and kicked it as much as he could in order to get the attention of everyone inside. There were noises from the other side of the door and Amanda, George’s secretary, emerged from the room.
“What are you doing?” she asked Michael in whispered anger.
“We have an emergency,” Michael said.
“It will have to wait,” Amanda replied.
“I think there is an alien ship heading towards earth,” Michael said, “it definitely cannot bloody wait.”
Amanda’s eyes widened, “that hasn’t happened in a while,” she commented and looked thoughtful. “Give me a minute, I’ll see what I can do,” she said and slipped back into the room.
Michael rolled his eyes again and waited, it was all he could do. After a couple of fruitless minutes Michael checked the screen again. The drone was following the ship, it had entered earth’s atmosphere. It appeared to be heading towards Australia. Michael could actually see Australia filling the screen in front of the ship, as the drone was behind it, following it.
Michael looked towards the locked boardroom door again. He rolled his eyes. If something wasn’t done soon the ship would land somewhere in the outback and they would lose the alien and only find him again when he decided to attack someone, or something, in the experience of SPHERE aliens were not friendly. Earth had no allies in deeper space, not even Mars.
As Michael rolled his eyes for the one-millionth time his eye rolling noticed something, a fire alarm. Michael broke the thin glass and set the alarm off. Soon the sprinklers would come on inside the boardroom and that would bring the meeting to an abrupt end.
Within a couple of seconds the door to the boardroom opened again and some people Michael didn’t recognise left the room.
Amanda came outside and grabbed Michael by the sleeve of his suit jacket; “get in here,” she shouted, no longer whispering, as the sprinklers turned off overhead.
“What the hell do you think you are doing?” George shouted at the top of his lungs from the other end of the room.
There were only four people in the room now, George, Amanda, another person Michael didn’t recognise and himself.
“There is an emergency,” Michael said back, holding up the tablet in his hand, “an emergency we should be taking seriously.”
“You must understand Michael that you cannot interrupt these meetings under any circumstances,” George replied.
“With all due respect, Mr Johnston,” Michael said, “there are circumstances under which meetings should be interrupted, even these particular meetings.”
“I don’t think you are understanding me,” George said, “nothing should interrupt this meeting.”
“I don’t think you are understanding me,” Michael replied, “there is a spaceship heading for Queensland, Australia and it is not one of ours.”
“You need to understand that these meetings are of paramount importance,” George said, still not listening, “there is top secret information being passed between us and the active field agents in these meetings. They are of vital importance and cannot be interrupted under any circumstances, unless, say, an alien space craft were to enter Earth’s atmosphere and is now landing somewhere, off the top of my head, Queensland, Australia.”
“That’s exactly what is happening,” Michael said.
“Now, now, Michael,” George smiled, “don’t use the one scenario I give you in order to pretend that whatever you think is an emergency is an actual emergency.”
“There is an alien craft headed towards Queensland, right now. I have watched it since before it entered the atmosphere,” Michael tried, one last time, this time as calmly as he could sound.
“I think we should hear him out,” the other guy said to George.
“Thank you,” Michael said and brought his tablet to the screen beside George.
He plugged it in and turned away from the screen.
“As you can see,” Michael began, “the drone from our southern satellite has been tracing this ship towards Australia for about twenty minutes now.”
“Michael, is it?” the other guy asked. “You should turn around.”
Michael did so and the screen showed mostly darkness, with a glimpse of the Moon in the left hand side of the screen.
“Oh,” Michael said, “you are going to need to come upstairs. That way I can show you on the big screen.”
“I think we have had quite enough of your tomfoolery for one day,” George said, “Amanda, you can show Michael out please?”
“Of course,” Amanda said and walked up to Michael.
“Wait,” the fourth room member interrupted, “I want to see whatever it is he has to show us.”
“Thomas?” George asked.
“It is my duty to protect earth,” Thomas said, “and if there is anything that even resembles a threat, I need to be dealing with it,” he explained.
“Have it your way,” George sighed as he waved towards Michael, “show him whatever it is you have to show him.”
“This way,” Michael said to Thomas as he shrugged out of the grip of Amanda.
Thomas dutifully followed Michael from the room towards the workstation where George was bound to notice the burrito damaged hologram screen.
Great, Michael thought to himself, in the one night I discover the first ship to land on earth in five years, and I get myself fired.
The satellite Michael had released the drone from was still flashing red. There was no alarm anymore; that had been replaced with a woman’s voice repeating the phrase “alien vessel has landed on earth.”
George woke up to this fact. He dropped the notes he was holding, which must have been for that uninterrupted meeting he had come from.
George ran to the flashing screen and pressed some buttons to reply the journey of the drone as it followed the craft into earth space.
“Where is that darned video?” he asked no one in particular as nothing worked for him.
George was not often on the ground of SPHERE, he was more the office type these days. Watching him now reminded Michael of why, exactly, he still took some of the graveyard shifts. Hologram technology had only come in over the past three years. George had definitely not attempted to use the tech since it changed from projection technology.
Michael cleared his throat as he stepped towards George, and the hologram screen. The boss moved out of his way, knowing that Michael was more skilled in this area than he was himself.
“You can actually use your hands with this technology,” he explained, “it’s like touch screen, except there are no screens anymore, instead we have holograms. If you need to do something such as reply a drone video you would spin the satellite image with your hand, like this…”
Michael explained as he reached out to the image of the satellite and spun it on the screen; this brought the drone compartment up on the screen.
“Then pinch that compartment,” Michael continued and did as he was instructing. The drone compartment opened and a couple of options appeared on the screen.
Deploy drone, play last expedition and scout were the three options.
“You can complete it now,” Michael said to George and he came back to the screen, “just touch the play button.”
“Like this?” George asked as he touched the word play and the drone began to leave the satellite on the big screen and follow a moving structure, heading towards earth’s atmosphere.
“No one has been daring enough to attempt to breach the Earth’s atmosphere in a long time,” it was Thomas that spoke, “unfortunately we are going to need to make an example of them. There are many planets, in this galaxy alone, that are hostile towards the Earth; if any of them got wind of an unidentified craft landing here they would surely attempt to get past our security.”
“I fear you may be correct,” George said as he watched the ship heading towards Queensland, “even if this alien has come in peace, and when a one person ship enters the atmosphere one has to wonder are they really here for battle. But, it is as you say, we don’t want more visitors.”
“Why wasn’t it shot out of the sky?” Michael asked. “Surely if we know that aliens could attack earth we should have some defences other than a drone to follow the ship?”
“In short,” Thomas said, “politics. We do have other defences but this ship seems to have been too small…”
“We don’t have time for this,” George said, waving his hand at the two of them, still staring at the screen as the drone pulled up.
“Can we pinpoint where the ship landed?” Thomas asked as he took a phone out of his pocket.
“I can get you to a general area,” Michael said, “but the drone won’t have followed the ship the entire way to the ground, as you can see it has stopped.”
“Get me as close as you can,” Thomas said.
“Somewhere in Western-north Queensland, near Forest Den National Park,” Michael said and clicked back on the screen. The hologram returned to an image of the satellite in space, the red flashing and voice had stopped now as well, “that’s as close as I can get you,” Michael apologised to Thomas.
“That’s okay,” Thomas said, “that’s close enough. What’s the nearest city to that location?”
“That would be Townsville I guess,” Michael said, flicking through a map of Australia on another hologram screen.
“Townsville,” Thomas said thoughtfully, “I don’t think we have people there, what about Brisbane, is that near?”
“It’s close enough,” Michael replied.
“We have people there,” Thomas said and pulled out his phone.
Thomas explained the situation to whoever was on the other end of the phone, he disconnected and turned back to the others.
“I best go and speak with the President,” he said, “although this did not land on American soil he will be interested, and perhaps I can use it as an excuse to finally get him to create the Earth Space Defence Programme we have been attempting to get approval for over the past eight years.”
“As long as they don’t call it ‘Star Wars’”, George said and both he and Thomas laughed.
Michael was feeling a little self-conscious about his Yoda t-shirt again, and pulled his jacket in tighter to his chest, hoping he was blocking any signs of it, even through his shirt.
“Please monitor the situation from here,” Thomas said, “and let me know if anything else happens, of importance would be another ship entering the atmosphere.”
“Of course,” Michael said and came to shake hands with the man.
“Good work tonight,” Thomas said to him, “let’s hope we can get this alien before it disappears.”
“How can it disappear?” Michael asked him. “We have such good surveillance tech. on earth now.”
“If we lose track of it the likelihood is that we will not find it again until it wants to be found,” Thomas said, “and that will be when it launches its attack, or tries to leave again.”
“Well,” Michael said, “I for one do not want it to get to that.”
“Nor do we,” George chimed in, “I hope your men get there on time,” he added.
“They are some of the best in the world,” Thomas replied, “I’m sure they will manage to get there on time.”
“Let’s hope so,” Michael said as Thomas left.
“Michael?” George roared from behind him.
Michael turned to see what the boss was shouting about and rolled his eyes as he noticed where George was standing right then.
“What happened to this hologram screen?” he shouted. “Is this your burrito? Do you even realise how much these things cost?”
“I’m sorry boss,” Michael said, “it was the shock of hearing an alarm while I was on my break. I thought, when a second alarm went off, that I should come check it out.”
“It’s okay,” George said, calming down, “but listen to me, if you were anyone else I would have fired you already.”
“I know sir,” Michael replied.
“Don’t let it happen again,” George said as he turned to leave the room, “Amanda, come with me please?” he ordered, more than asked.
Amanda nodded and scurried after him, like a mouse, as he left the room.

Michael sighed a sigh of relief as he watched Australia on the screen in front of him thoughtfully.

Tuesday, 28 January 2014

The ODDs 3

Today I went for a walk to Wilton Shopping Centre, and then a little further out to the newly opened, and totally amazing, Bonza Pies (it used to be up by IBI, it's in Cork now!).

On my way back I was thinking about the third ODDs book, which is the one I am presently writing, the second ODDs (called "The ODDs: Chaos and Discord") is finished. The thoughts were prompted by a Church that I have always imagined part of the third ODDs taking place in. This led to thoughts about how much is happening in the third ODDs book.

I want to do the third ODDs a little differently. The first and second ODDs are like Harry Potter books in the sense that everything that occurs in them takes place over the course of a year. (May-May ish)
In the third ODDs I wanted to do the entire story in less time. However, the ending of the third ODDs is limited to two periods of time based on rules laid down in the first ODDs.
These two time periods are Halloween and somewhere near the summer solstice. These are the only two dates on which the Dimensional Portal in Oakhill can be opened (recently I did some Oakhill sketches, I may try upload them here). That means that I would either have to start the story in June(ish) and go to Halloween, or skip some time in the timeline and start the third book later in the third year of the ODDs story, or run through a full year again.

To shorten what I could say there are about fifteen to twenty chapters in the ODDs. Over the Summer months four of those are already taken up. Then they find the fire Empowered's weapon (you will learn about those in the ODDs 2) then there are a couple of chapters, then one on the evils of smoking... Anyway, there will end up being a lot of chapters. The third ODDs also introduces The Healing Empowered, The Metal Empowered, The Air Empowered, and the Forging Empowered. That's four new types of Empowered, four new characters with back stories.
On top of that the Lightning Empowered, Jon Martin, makes his come back to the ODDs storyline and whatever happened at the end of the ODDs 2 means there will be FOUR new Growth Empowered.
Just because that isn't enough one of the new Empowered comes from the US, and has a dad in the US Army, so they will be getting involved in the ODDs' affairs; the Guiders aren't too happy with the things they have been witness to in Limerick either, and they plan to retaliate against the charismatic leadership of David; and, because I am a sucker for punishment, I am introducing an alternate timeline, one in which David Murphy is not, and never was the Water Empowered, which could be a book in itself I guess.

In short,
There is too much in the ODDs 3 to be contained within one book. I felt a lot more at peace with the story if there were two books to contain all of this story. That way I can do two books and do one to Christmas and one to Summer.

BUT... Adding a story means that there would be THIRTEEN stories in the ODDs, meaning that all the symbolism of TWELVE Grand Masters, TWELVE Empowered, across TWELVE books would be lost. So, I have decided to scrap book 9 of the present ODDs timeline and include it in the end of book 8 (9 now) and the start of book 10.

New ODDs running order is as follows:

Possible Comic Book Prequels:
-The Grand Masters
-The Many Adventures of James Games (the story of the first Water Empowered).

The Limerick Trilogy:
-The ODDs Beginnings (which you have hopefully ordered by now... it has a black cover.)
-The ODDs 2: Chaos and Discord (it will have a green cover, expect it around 2015).
-The ODDs: Dragons (a spin off of the ODDs 2)
-The ODDs 3: Prophetic Revenge (?, it will a blue cover, but I can't think what it will be called yet)

The Cork Trilogy:
-The ODDs 4: The Battle for Limerick (which will have a red cover.)
-The ODDs 5: Apocalypse. (Grey Cover)
-The ODDs: Richard (working title, a spin off of what is now the ODDs 5)
-The ODDs 6: Colonies (brown cover)

The Other Trilogy:
-The ODDs 7:
-The ODDs 8: Father.
-The ODDs 9
(It would be at this point in the story that I have removed a book. It was going to be called "The ODDs: Rage")

The Next Generation Trilogy:
-The ODDs 10: Generation Z.
-The ODDs 11: Collection.
-The ODDs 12: Always Darkest.

Other books that weave in and out of the main timeline:
-The ODDs: TimeWarp.
-The ODDs: Romeo's Diary.

That about sums it up. Yes, there are more than 12 books in the ODDs series

Monday, 13 January 2014

So apparently Blog Award Nominations are a thing now!

Hello friends and avid, or casual, readers. I apologise I have not been writing much lately, soon I will. I have six months with a short passage in Mark, I imagine you will be hearing about it soon, but that's not why we are hear today.

There exists in the world of blogging on the interwebs this thing called 'The Liebster awards" they basically highlight blogs and award good ones, and other such things.

So I have had a nomination from the wonderful  Shane Vaughan. Who is, like me, a writer and posts some of his writing online. While we are on the topic of Shane please check out Shane's Serial, which will surely be a book someday.

Ok, so on to the awards:

The Liebster awards are for bloggers and by bloggers as a way of spreading the word about good blogs on the internet. The rules are as follows.

1. Link back to the blog that nominated your blog.
2. Answer the questions that they set for the blogs they nominated.
3. Nominate ten blogs of your own, be sure to let them know with a link to your post.
4. Ask ten questions for the blogs you have nominated in your post.

There's pretty much no way I'm winning anything with this, but it made me make a post so why not, haha. I have to answer ten questions from Shane now.

1. Why start a blog?
Sometimes I feel like I have things to say, sometimes I want to let people read mini parts of the things I write, and the mini things I write. Sometimes theology makes me ponder and so I ponder in the direction of the general public, which possibly gets me in trouble.

2. What was great about 2013?
Gosh, here's a list:
I went to IBI (Irish Bible Institute) for the first time in January and did two modules.
I started my Masters of Applied Theology there in August.
I taught in Villiers as a history teacher in February.
I visited Londonia in March and August with various lovely.
I went to Disneyland Paris in May with Andy and Jon.
I wrote a book in about four months.
That book was subsequently published under the title: "Lee Kennedy: a Life Changing Friendship"
On top of that "The ODDs Beginnings" was finally published after years and years of waiting for it to be.
The Alpha Course we started in 87 and all the new friendships growing from it.

3. What do you look forward to in 2014?
More theology classes.
Another trip to London.
Spain? Maybe.
The ODDs and Lee Kennedy's book launch at the end of January.
The continuation of the Alpha group in 87.
And I'm hopeful of the British Fantasy Awards, I've been long-listed in two categories, having the ODDs 2: Chaos and Discord published, finishing Erebus, Scourge and Sleeper and maybe having one of them published as well.

4. Biggest fear?
Do you mean for 2014 or ever?
-For 2014, no sales meaning no future publications. I'm just beginning to dip my toes in this 'writing as a career' pool. I do not wish for it to be over so soon. Consequentially, if you like the ODDs or Lee Kennedy, please tell other people about it!
-For all time. Wasps. I have a sneaky suspicion that one day Lucifer was skipping through Heaven and saw God creating the universe. When Lucifer noted what God was doing he was upset, and a little jealous. God stopped creating (creation was nearly done) and allowed his angel to make something. Satan made wasps. God cast him from Heaven. That's the book of David 1:3-6.*

5. Greatest desire?
Gosh, Shane, thanks for keeping it simple...
I don't actually know.
I would love to open something where God would be worshipped and glorified regularly. Not Church, like something more than what we perceive Church to be, but actually it would be what Church is meant to be.
Also the books to do well, become movies and a theme park, mostly in order to fund the above.

6. What gets you out of bed in the morning?
Some mornings a trip to Dublin for college.
Other mornings, Sunday, Church.
Still other mornings hunger.
My life revolves around reading and writing these days, all of which I could do from the comfort of my bed if needs be.

7. Favourite word, and why, and tell me about the root of that word.
Shane. I would not discriminate against words by liking one more than any others. I think it is wrong to like one word more than any other word.
However, if I had to chose right now it would be contemporvant. This is not a word found in the English dictionary, I would imagine, but it is the most awesome word.
It refers to the need for the Gospel to be presented as both contemporary, and not some outdated thing, and relevant to the lives of the hearers.
I first heard it in a video slagging off the commercialisation of Christianity. In it this church was calling its services better than anything dubbed contemporary or relevant, and then said that, it was, in fact, contemporvant.
Now, that gives it negative connotations, but I think, as someone engaged in thinking about the Church in the Twenty-first century, that new words like this are needed to break the mould of the terms we have had for a long time that now display no meaning, or even negative connotations. So the Church needs to be contemporvant, not contemporary or relevant but a mixture of the two. Here's that video if you want to see it.

8. What's your aim for your blog?
I don't really have an aim.

9. Do you have a five-year-plan?
Yes.

10. Tell me a funny story?
You have probably already read this, but here you go ICE.

Okay, now I have to tag blogs right?
-He doesn't write anymore but his view on Christmas was great: Jamie Cowpar.
-This is a person who bakes things: Anna-Victoria Lynch.
-Humorous views on the things Christians do can be found on this blog: Stuff Christians Like.
-Some blissful thinking: Avery Johnson.
-Aoife's Blog: Her Elfin Grot.
-Kim Patterson's blog: Pictures!
-My other blog: Just Wavey.


10 Questions for those bloggers.
1. Why did you start your blog?
2. Is there anything hanging on the walls of your bedroom?
3. What are your favourite sweets/chocolate/cake?
4. Where do you see yourself/want to be in five years time?
5. If you could study anything what would it be?
6. What's the last film you watched, did you like it?
7. What are you looking forward to?
8. Put your iPhone on shuffle and list the first 10 songs.
9. Do you have connections to any celebrities? Tell me about them.
10. If you could only eat one type of food/dish, and drink one drink for the rest of your life what would you choose?