Welcome to my blog. Here you will find things such as short stories I write, bits of novels, thoughts on Scripture that I'm reading, possibly talks that I have done (in text form) and sometimes a random thought that pops into my head.

The contents of some posts will be about my reading and will have bits of the little bit of life experience I have. Things such as "I saw a tree, it was an oak tree, I know because my life experience of primary school told me!"
Also there is a post on here about milk. Read that one, it's enjoyable!!
Some things you see here were written by a version of me I no longer agree with. I considered deleting these. I probably should. But I want to leave them here in order to show and indicate how someone can grow, learn, and have different opinions than they once held as they learn more about the world and themselves.

Wednesday 3 December 2014

The McMass Project (the McDonaldization of the Church)

Recently, there appeared on Facebook the following video



Since this was uploaded others have been talking about the success of having a Starbuck's coffee in their church building.

In Calvary, since I started going pretty much, we've been going through the books of Samuel (with a break for Christmas, 1 Thessalonians and 11 weeks of Psalms called mixtape.) This past week we have been looking at 2 Samuel 6, and I feel like it has something to say about the McDonaldization of the Church, to steal John Drane's phrase, though I am sure when he wrote his book he didn't even foresee someone suggesting opening a McDonalds in the actual church!

"David again gathered all the chosen men of Israel, thirty thousand. And David arose and went with all the people who were with him from Baale-judah to bring up from there the ark of God, which is called by the name of the LORD of hosts who sits enthroned on the cherubim. And they carried the ark of God on a new cart and brought it out of the house of Abinadab, which was on the hill. And Uzzah and Ahio, the sons of Abinadab, were driving the new cart, with the ark of God, and Ahio went before the ark.
And David and all the house of Israel were celebrating before the LORD, with songs and lyres and harps and tambourines and castanets and cymbals. And when they came to the threshing floor of Nacon, Uzzah put out his hand to the ark of God and took hold of it, for the oxen stumbled. And the anger of the LORD was kindled against Uzzah, and God struck him down there because of his error, and he died there beside the ark of God. And David was angry because the LORD had broken out against Uzzah. And that place is called Perez-uzzah to this day. And David was afraid of the LORD that day, and he said, “How can the ark of the LORD come to me?” So David was not willing to take the ark of the LORD into the city of David. But David took it aside to the house of Obed-edom the Gittite. And the ark of the LORD remained in the house of Obed-edom the Gittite three months, and the LORD blessed Obed-edom and all his household.
And it was told King David, “The LORD has blessed the household of Obed-edom and all that belongs to him, because of the ark of God.” So David went and brought up the ark of God from the house of Obed-edom to the city of David with rejoicing. And when those who bore the ark of the LORD had gone six steps, he sacrificed an ox and a fattened animal. And David danced before the LORD with all his might. And David was wearing a linen ephod. So David and all the house of Israel brought up the ark of the LORD with shouting and with the sound of the horn."
(2 Samuel 6:1-15 ESV)

In the above episodes from 2nd Samuel we see two attempts at bringing the Ark of the Covenant to Jerusalem. In the first attempt to move the Ark King David, in his hastiness, followed the most recent practice, that of the Philistines. In 1 Samuel the Ark is captured in a battle and the Philistines have it for some time but God proves Himself better than their god, Dagon, and they start getting tumours, so they send the Ark of the Covenant back to Israel on a cart.
Mike (Neglia, teaching pastor, Calvary Cork for those who don't know), mentioned that it was like David knew about this and decided it would be faster to carry the Ark by cart then on some people's backs and he adopted the Philistine practice into the worship of the people of Israel, in a way God had said not to. The result: disaster, Uzzah died.

So, later on they try it again. This time though, David follows all of the proper procedures, he has the right people carry the Ark, he recognises its Holiness and his sinfulness and he worships God in the right way.

In the Wednesday night 'Deeper' study on the above passage the question was put to us about worship services and how you often hear people say 'I got something out of that'. However, a worship service is about us worshipping God, so the question was put do we think about how God feels about our worship services? Another question asked whether we do something similar to David and his people, do we see something in culture and attempt to adopt it for use in the church when really we shouldn't?

Okay, so what has this got to do with the above video? Maybe you see where I am going with this.

I believe, strongly, that the opening of a secular franchise in your church's building is comparable to the first of David's attempts to bring the Ark to Jerusalem. The Church often engages in evangelistic activities, coming up with new ways of making the church contemporvant (a mixture of contemporary and relevant that I like). This is not a slight to many of those ways.

I think having a restaurant in your church building that helps make a little money, which can be used to fund other ministries and do some outreach at the same time. Similarly, a coffee shop run by the church can be a nice idea too.

There is a difference between these things and a non-Christian franchise though. There is little in the Bible to tell us about how a Church should be run, there are things about elders and leaders, taking communion and being at peace with one another, but not much about how a Church service should look.

The one verse I can think of, and most churches I know of point to, is Acts 2:42: "They devoted themselves to the Apostles' teachings, to the breaking of bread, to worship and to prayer."

This sets up a foundation for what the activities of the church should be: teaching, fellowship, worship and prayer. You can add evangelistic to that as well.
Yes, a McDonalds in your church would cover two of those five, but it could counter the other three.

When you buy into a franchise you buy into a worldview and a mentality and a mission statement. Buying into McDonalds' one is fundamentally opposed to a Christian worldview, mentality and mission statement. McDonalds are part of the consumerist, capitalist worldview. They exist to prey off of people's need to have things.
I believe it was John Ortberg who wrote about the deception of the Happy Meal, it doesn't actually bring lasting happiness.
McDonalds is also a business, and out to make money. It doesn't care about the ministry of the church. Add to that McDonalds initiative called "McDonalds Pride" and it should send most Bible-believing churches heading to the hills.

During Calvary's Wednesday study we actually talked about this very issue, as in writing this blog it has been on my mind, at one point in the discussion someone made the point that a person working in a church-owned McDonald's franchise would be able to evangelise from the cash desk. I said nothing at the time, but the obvious answer is that no, the person could not evangelise from the cash desk of the church-owned McDonalds.

Here's why:

1. When you buy into a franchise you buy into their ideals.
2. One of the statements a quick Google search on "McDonalds' proselytizing policy' shows that McDonalds forbids the promotion of religious beliefs.
3. You have bought into the rules of running a McDonalds franchise when you decided to buy it.
4. Evangelism can't happen.
5. People would be within their rights to complain if you did.

Imagine walking into a McDonalds and ordering pig and a Muslim man was serving you, and he proceeded to give out to you for eating Haram pork? Would you be happy? No.

Think of every experience of McDonalds you have, do you know anything about any of the staff from only attending the restaurant? No, because that is not the kind of experience McDonalds wants you to have. They want every McDonalds everywhere to be the same.

So, you might argue that people will know that your McDonalds is different because it is run by a church.

Again, here are the reasons this isn't true:

1. You buy into a franchise and into the rules that come with that franchise. You become McDonalds, not McDonalds becomes McMass.
2. McDonalds want every franchise of McDonalds to be the same, have the same look, feel, food etc. There is no room for individual expressions of McDonalds (the same is true for every other franchise).
3. When you buy into a McDonalds franchise (which starts at $300,000) McDonalds, according to their franchising website charge you rent for the building (as it is now looking like McDonalds and belongs to McDonalds). So the church building isn't even belong to the church anymore.

It's great that churches want to try something different in order to stay relevant in a changing, and increasing post-Christian, world. Buying into a secular franchise is not the way. The teleos or goal may be honourable and godly, like King David's was in bringing the Ark to Jerusalem, or Uzzah's was in trying to catch it as it fell, but the means does not justify the end. God has commanded us how to worship Him, He has said things that give us a worldview contrary to that of capitalism and consumerism, to buy into those worldviews would be to bomb the rock on which Christianity stands.

Pastoral theology and pastoral care have been learning about this recently. Pastoral care, feeling the need to be professional, bought into modern psychological ideas. Over time this has led to a distance between the church and the pastoral carers. This distance has recently been recognised and efforts are being made to bring pastoral care and counselling back to the Bible and the Christian worldview.

I can guarantee, 100%, that a church that buys into a franchise, over time, will similarly move away from having their worldview grounded in the teachings of the Bible to that of consumerism and capitalism. It may not even be noticed, but in a century the Church will look back and wonder how they wandered so far from the Biblical truth. The McDonaldization of the Church (figuratively and literally) is not a good idea.

Monday 24 November 2014

Heaven 1. Will I be aware of who I am, and the Earth, in Heaven?

Hey guys,

I know it's a long time since I wrote anything, but I have been thinking about the nature of Heaven a lot recently and have, consequentially, been reading a book called "Heaven" by Randy Alcorn.

Two of the questions I have often had about life in Heaven is the links to our Earthly lives, which I will touch on here, but will probably come back to, and whether in Heaven we are aware of Earth. Randy Alcorn has provided some thoughts I wish to share, which I feel go a long way to answering these questions.

Do we remember our lives on Earth in the Present Heaven?

I have always felt that we would likely remember our lives on Earth in Heaven, for if we didn't remember things we did and said on Earth then how would we be ourselves?
The way I know I am myself (the same person that existed yesterday, last week, last year and a decade ago), logically speaking, is because I can identify within myself the memories of being in places, doing things, being part of things, etc. in those times. I see them from my first person perspective and have my subjective emotions about those times. Therefore I am still the same person, calling myself Wavey/David Cowpar today as the person who called himself David Cowpar a decade ago. (See the chapter on this topic in Philosophical Foundations for a Christian Worldview, by Moreland and Craig, published by IVP [US, I think])

In sum, memory is important in recognising we are ourselves, so I felt it was important that we would have this memory in Heaven.

Turns out we will remember Earth in Heaven. Alcorn says: “In fact, we’ll all likely remember much more in Heaven than we do on Earth, and we will probably be able to see how God and angels intervened on our behalf when we didn’t realize it.” (68) I love the idea that we will see what God and the angels were doing in our lives when we get to Heaven. Praise the Lord.

The Bible actually tells us that we will have to give accounts of our lives to God after we die. If this is the case it is likely that we would have to remember the things we did, good and bad, this would lend credence to the idea that we will remember Earth.

“The positions of authority and the treasures we’re granted in Heaven will perpetually remind us of our life on Earth, because what we do on Earth will earn us those rewards.” (68) - I want to look into this topic more! Below are some relevant verses, in case you would too. Expect a blog on this topic in the (hopefully) not too distant future.

Matthew 6:19-21; 19:21; Luke 12:33; 19:17 and 19; 1 Timothy 6:19; Revelation 2:26-8= verses on rewards in Heaven for life on Earth.


If there are rewards in Heaven based on what we do on Earth I feel like the Church makes too little of this. In the song "How Lovely is Your Dwelling Place" (both the older and newer versions) there is the idea of even being a doorkeeper of Heaven would be a blessing. This is true, but I think, at least in my mind, it has downplayed the idea of there being different rewards and roles given in Heaven based on our faithfulness on Earth.

Can I be the first to say I'm terrified by this and see myself being the poo collector at the moment... Time to pull up the socks and live what I believe in every minute... Help me Lord!
Okay, so turning from awareness of our lives on Earth to an awareness of Earth after our lives.

You have to understand something about the nature of the Heaven we go to before the return of Christ to fully grasp this, I think.

The present Heaven is not permanent. It is temporary. We do not live there forever. Revelation tells us of the time when the old Heaven and Earth will become the New Heaven and New Earth and the New Jerusalem will descend from Heaven and come to Earth, where God will make His dwelling place among us, making the New Heaven and the New Earth effectively one place.

This means that the present Heaven will pass away, it is the place God dwells now, as it is the place where the saints who have already passed on dwell. However, they, and we if we don't live to see the return of Christ (come Lord Jesus), will not live there for eternity.

This is important because an obvious objection to people being able to see what happens on Earth today would be that there is no pain, tears, sorrow etc. in Heaven. This comes from a verse in Revelation (21:4). However, if you see Heaven as the Present Heaven and the New/Coming Heaven, a distinction the Bible makes, then this verse fits into the verses describing the New Heaven, as opposed to the Present/Temporary Heaven.

With that in mind let's look at a couple of passages that seem to suggest we can see Earth from Heaven:

In 1 Samuel 28 Saul goes to the Witch of Endor and he asks her to bring up Samuel.

Now, I have oft. debated what is happening in this passage. Is the woman calling up the actual Samuel or is it perhaps a demon that was assigned to Samuel (a familiar spirit) but one that would have been familiar with his ways and the things he said.
Presently, I lean towards the idea that God allowed the actual Samuel to appear. If you want to ask me about why you can on ask.fm/Wavey1111.

So, God brings Samuel up and he speaks to Saul. In this conversation Samuel recalls things that Saul did during his (Samuel's) lifetime, suggesting he remembers his life on Earth. However, Samuel also seems to be aware of things that have happened since he died and left the Earth. We can infer from this that either God told him before he left Heaven to appear to Saul, or that he could see some of what was happening from Heaven.

Hebrews 12:1;

"Therefore, since we are surrounded by so great a cloud of witnesses, let us also lay aside every weight, and sin which clings so closely, and let us run with endurance the race that is set before us..."

(Hebrews 12:1 ESV)

This could be figurative language, but it could also be saying that these people still 'surround' us, and that, not only were they witnesses to Christ while on this Earth, but that they are witnesses to our lives today as well.

Time for the convincing one?
Luke 15:7;
"Just so, I tell you, there will be more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who need no repentance."

(Luke 15:7 ESV)

If there is a party in Heaven when someone comes to a saving knowledge of Christ, it would suggest that people in Heaven are aware of the goings on on Earth, at least when it comes to salvation and God's major acts in Redemption history (see Revelation, there are times when the saints in Heaven rejoice at what God is doing on Earth, or lament about having to wait, etc.)

I don't think we will know every detail of what's happening on Earth... I don't feel like we will physically be able to see the Earth from Heaven, but I think we will have some awareness of what's going on.

This leads me to my final interesting question in this area.

Will we pray in Heaven for those on Earth?
I think it's safe to answer this in the affirmative.

The Bible tells us that Jesus is in Heaven interceding for His people on Earth. Prayer is just conversations with God. If we are in Heaven and able to speak with God, and God lets us know some things about Heaven; at least when someone is saved, possibly also as witnesses surrounding and encouraging believers on Earth to keep running the race that has been marked out for them, then I can't see why we wouldn't 'pray' about those things.

"The prayer of a righteous person has great power as it is working."
(James 5:16 ESV)

When we are in Heaven, and made perfect in His righteousness and by the spilling of His blood, how much more power will there be in our praying for people on the Earth?

It's a cool thought.

So, there are some thoughts on Heaven and its relationship with Earth....

Let me know what you think in the comments below, want to ask a question anonymously? Do so by copying ask.fm/Wavey1111 into your search bar and leave your question. If you don't need anonymity just post below.

In A ainm agus A chuid seirbhis, ~

Thursday 20 November 2014

Wavey, the Food Safety Authority of Ireland, Wiki How, and others' Guide to Dishwashing.

For drying skip to Step 7.


Step 1.
Preparation.

You will need:

  • a sponge- not a floor sponge, or a counter sponge, this should be specifically for dishes.
  • a sink
  • a drying rack
  • Washing up liquid.
  • Hot water
  • Dirty dishes
Step 2.
Pre-washing.

When you finish eating rinse milk out of glasses (it turns sour and sticks to the bottom) and sauce off of plates, mash out of pots and sauce out of sauce pans.

Rinsing helps make the washing process quicker and easier later as well as keeping the water cleaner.

Washing Dishes Rocket Science: You need clean water to make dirty things clean, therefore the cleaner the water the easier to make the dirty things clean.

Some items need to be soaked. This is also part of the pre-washing stage.

Step 3.
Set-up.

Fill basin or sink with hot water. Prepare dishes so categories are easy to get at.

Step 4.
Cutlery and glasses.

These are the things that go directly into your mouth or touch your mouth:
  • Spoons.
  • Forks
  • Glasses
  • Chopsticks
  • Cups
  • Sometimes knives.
Washing Dishes Rocket Science: The things that directly touch your mouth need to be the cleanest so doing them first means the cleanest and hottest water gets them the cleanest you can.

Remember: you need to clean the outsides of cups and glasses too because people touch them, there are germs there that will stay there if you don't clean it. Plus, leaving a glass on top of a plate with gravy on it means the underside of the glass now has gravy on it.

These two items can be interchangeable, sometimes you will have very dirty spoons but glasses that only had water, clean the glasses first. Most of the time it will be the cutlery that is least dirty.

Step 5.
Mid-range dirty things.

This is stuff like plates, bowls, serving spoons, lightly dirty pots (maybe that had carrots in them).

They cause the least amount of dirt to the water.

Again, there is interchangeable things here. Sometimes plates can be dirtier than some pots, or especially pot lids, do the pot first in that case.
Again make sure you wash the outsides of pots and bowls and the underside of plates.


Step 6.
The dirties.

These are the dirtier pots, pans, oven dishes, baking trays, frying pans, woks etc.

These are usually the dirtiest dishes from the breakfast/lunch/dinner. It makes sense to do them last.

Washing Dishes Rocket Science: If you put the dirtiest things in the water first it will make the water dirty. Then that dirt will float around in there until you put in a glass. The dirty water will likely make the glass more dirty than if you had just rinsed it and put it aside. This is why the method is set this way. Dirty things make clean things dirty as dirtiness is simply an absence of clean.

The end result of doing things backwards is dirty dishes with food germs on them, these are then being passed off as clean dishes, which is unhygienic, of course.

Step 7.
Drying.

It is most hygienic to allow dishes to drip dry on a drying rack.

Drying racks are specially designed to help dishes dry.

They contain a place for cutlery and utensils to stand upright as this has been determined to be better than leaving these items under bigger, wetter dishes.

They provide space for bowls and plates, showing that you need to allow them to dry facing vertically.

Washing Dishes Rocket Science: If you stack wet bowls or plates the water that is on top of each one will just stay on top of it. Gravity teaches us that if you place things in a way that allows gravity to pull whatever is on top of them downwards that it will do so. This is why plates and bowls are stored sideways and not stacked when you are leaving them to dry.

These drying racks sometimes have a space for glasses and mugs, other times they do not. If they do place the glass/mug upside-down to allow gravity pull the water down from the glass/mug.
If they do not include such an area leaving the glasses on the draining board (usually found next to the sink) works the same way.

Washing Dishes Rocket Science: Like plates and bowls above the glasses dry on the same principle. Leaving them facing upright will mean that the water will go to the  bottom of the glass and not dry. Similarly, leaving them on a flat surface, such as a counter top, will cause the water to gather at the top of the glass, leaving it wet at the rim.

Finally, pots and pans. Again, sometimes a drying rack will have a space for these. If not it is ok to put them on top of glasses or plates, providing they are not stopped from dripping in doing so. Always put them upside-down (see glasses and mugs above).
For example, if you placed a pot the right way up the water will gather at the bottom, and not dry, if you place the pot on a plate that is lying down, not on its side, then the water will gather at the plate, keeping the plate and the pot wet.


Step 8.
Adding more dishes later.

Washing dishes is the job that is never done. If you find you have more dishes, and there are still some on the drip dryer, that are dry, then put those away before washing anything else.

Washing Dishes Rocket Science: Putting wet things on top of dry things makes the dry things wet, not the wet things dry for dryness is an absence of water.


And that's pretty much it. Happy dish washing dish washers.


Monday 10 November 2014

25 Things I've Learned

Today is my 25th Birthday. That equals roughly one third of my life, already lived (presently male life expectancy is 76.8 years in Ireland.) That kind of thing causes one to think about life, and what, if anything, have I learned in my 25 years on this planet.

So, here is a list of 25 things I've learned... expect some to be shallow and others to be deep, some to be cynical and hopefully one or two to be hopeful.



1. There is no such thing as democracy, and the government probably don't care too much about you as an individual, but it is still important to vote!

Yeah, cynical observation number 1. I don't think democracy exists. In Ireland every political party roughly stands for the same thing, the same policies and there is no real choice. Also, when we vote no in a referendum it is just put to us again a year later, and probably annually until we say yes.
I also have learned not to trust politicians, they say all the right things in their policy documents but they will likely do none of that once in power.

On the flip side of this Ireland has a great Social Welfare system (even if it has a lot of red tape) and the tax breaks for charities and churches existent in 2014 is such a great thing.




2. The government isn't as bad as we like to say.
Everyone in Ireland complains about the government, but really they have budgets, loans, the IMF and the EU watching their every move. There is really only so much they can do. Though I don't think they are out for your benefit or advancement, I also don't think they are out to get you, as many Irish people believe. They just want to balance the books and maintain the status quo, by and large, and change one thing per 5 year term.



3. Media rules the world.
The majority of people you meet on the street have their opinions formed by RTÉ news, the Irish Times and maybe Sky News and CNN, that may sound harsh, but it is true. People of the twenty-first century ingest news in quick, bite-size chunks.





The average, and not so average, person you talk to on the street will believe everything they hear on TV or in a newspaper, never taking an objective look at the ideas being presented. It's an annoying part of life and makes for very dull conversations.








4. You can't find your worth in other people.
People will let you down. If you idolize someone, or even look up to someone, they will eventually do something that causes you to feel hurt, betrayed, abandoned and lost.
You should never find your worth from a friendship, a relationship, a group of people etc. Those things are fleeting and what are you left with after they are gone?






5. Hold onto your friends.
With all the bad that there is in the world one of the best things is friends. Friends are the family you choose and they are so important. Yes, you will have fights, you will go through times of intense dislike of each other but these are the people who want to be around for life.





I'm not, of course, saying 'hold onto the people you thought were your friends but they stole all your money, burned down your house, slept with your girlfriend, cheated with your wife, took a loan out in your name and didn't pay it back, got you in legal trouble' etc. But the real friends, the ones who love you and care about you and want to see your good come about, those are people to hold onto.







6. If you have no friends like the above, go and find them.
Similarly, if you had a friend like this, but fell out of touch and don't have one anymore go and find them again. They are probably worth getting back in contact with.



This one is especially true for guys. It is not weird or wrong to have good, deep friendships with other men. It's important to have these for your own sake, as well as your future wife's sake and your children's sake. If you surround yourself with good male friends then your children have even more good male role models. That's a win-win.






7. Disagree in love.

You will not agree with everything you come across in the world, and when you don't there are a number of reactions you can have to those disagreements.

1. Lord it over the other person because in your eyes you are better than them.
2. Pull away from that person because you can't deal with the confrontation.
3. Tell them you disagree with what they think, but love them anyway.

I think three is the best option ;)




8. Love your enemies.









It has often been said that the only person grudges hurt is the person bearing them. If someone has hurt you move past it. Now, that might take you some time, and by all means take that time, but don't retaliate out of anger, you'll feel better for a minute but regret it in the long run.

Wish good for the person who has wronged you, want to see them do better in life, and be better people to their other friends.

Love your enemies, because there is nothing more frustrating for someone who hates you for you to love them. The Bible says love your enemies for it will be like heaping hot coals on their heads.



9. Don't break the law unless it's pointless.
I mean if you have a law that says you can't have yellow flowers in your window... You have yellow flowers if you want, but otherwise probably best to keep it. It's there for a reason.




10. Be unique.

There is nothing more boring than meeting the same person in a different body twenty times in one day.
This is especially true of the Christian world. We have created a Christian culture which we all try and fit into and the end result is every Christian is the same and boring. We all have things we like (computers, writing, art, sport etc.) be part of those things too.




11. Be Individual, but don't believe in individualism.
You should be unique because God designed you to specifically be you, but don't believe in the philosophy of individualism.

You are not the most important thing in the world, sorry, that might shock you, but you aren't. Don't think that the world should cater to your needs, it has been here a long time before you were born and will be here a long time after you die.

Individualism, or the belief that the human person, you, your mind and your rationale, are all there is and the starting point to knowing the world and making yourself known in the world is a bad thing to believe. It leads to pride and selfishness, it leads to coldness and jealousy and it's all just terrible.

Be yourself, but realise you are part of a greater unit called society (and/or the Church) and that your needs and wants don't trump everyone else's just because you need or want them to.




12. Don't give up meeting with one another.
People will let you down, friends will come and go, you will feel betrayed, you won't like people, but don't become a recluse. This title comes from Hebrews 10:25, God often knows what He is talking about when He gives commands to His people, and this one is a command.

Whether you are a Christian or not don't stop meeting up with people, seeing people, getting out there, having the chats, bants, a coffee, a dance or whatever it is with other people.


For Christians, we are all aware how much of a disaster the Church is, and how annoying other Christians can be, but remember God loves each and every one of them, and died for them all. If He loves them, and could see all their sin, our sin, my sin, and still die for them... us... me, how much more can you get on with them, even love them, if you only see some of their annoying characteristics. Remember you are a great sinner too, as am I. Let's rejoice that we have a great Saviour together, and not in our own bedrooms watching sermons online and listening to YouTube worship (that's if we aren't asleep anyway.)




13. Question everything.
Questioning everything is the only path to true wisdom.

We are fed tonnes of lies on a daily basis, about ourselves, our looks, our bodies, our relationships, sex, the world around us, the history of the earth and people on it... everything has a slant, the more questions you ask the more you can start seeing the slants... The more you see the slants the more you can find real truth, which I do believe exists... so ask questions about everything.




14. Be authentic.
Following on from the everything has a slant above is the idea of authenticity. It's so important in a world where practically everything, every organisation and every person has a hidden agenda.

The person on the phone selling you a new internet package may sound like your next best friend, they are not. Don't be taken in by it and don't become that kind of person yourself. Be real with the people you know, be authentic, don't hide behind masks in life. Life's too short.






15. Don't Save Money, unless you are saving for something.
Don't get me wrong, saving money is a good thing and it's always nice to have a little 'nest egg' or 'something for a rainy day' but I think it's a bit pointless.

If you spend all your time saving you will never do anything fun because you are saving for something bad.

I don't mean don't save money for a holiday, or for the future, but don't turn down opportunities because you are afraid of finding money in the future. Make sure you pay your bills, don't blow your paycheque on a workable R2D2 robot and end up homeless, with a demanding Astro-mech Droid to boot.

I feel like if we spend too much time and thought on saving money in case something goes wrong what does that say about what we think of God. I don't think God gives us free reign to be stupid with our money, but I do think He wants us to have faith in Him and His provision for us. A pension plan is part of His provision, as is PRSI and Health Insurance and rent/mortgage repayments... too much savings might be sending the wrong message to yourself though, that you are okay without God.




16. See the World.
You won't be able to when you are in Heaven and the New Earth might look different. I know it is hard to see the world when you have no money (maybe trips are one of those things that you should save for) but with Ryanair and cheap hostels it is easier to see Europe now than it was before.



I have recently been to London (twice), Barcelona and heading to Los Angeles. Go places, see things, experience other cultures. It's worth it.




17. Volunteer.
Now that we are combatting the philosophy of individualism we have grown up in (see point 11) we can see that we are not the most important thing on the face of this planet. If that's the case, if we are persons living in community with other persons, then we should probably try making life better for other people as well as (or more than) ourselves.

Volunteering is a great way to do this. I don't necessarily mean going off to remote Africa or Asia to do some volunteering trip/teaching/building/medicine (though if you want to do that you should go for it) volunteering can be anywhere. Help run a society on campus, it will be a blessing to others who like that as well, help the old lady bring her messages home, make the tea and coffee in church. 

It is never time wasted time that is spent helping others; even if they don't appreciate it in the end.




18. Don't Ignore Your Dreams.
By 25 we are probably beginning to let go of those dreams now... You know the ones you filled in in sixth year, or maybe sixth class in primary school. In some cases that might be a good thing... If you can't sing there's no point in dreaming you'll win the X Factor, but some dreams are worth following and keeping alive.


Your dreams and desires show your innermost thoughts, the sacred part of yourself, the you you want to be.

I was told I would never be published, I'm not very successful but I have two books on the market... If that can happen it is likely some of your dreams can too.

When I talk about dreams I mean those ones that you have chatted to God about, the ones He has placed in your heart, the callings He has placed on your life. The things you lean towards and bring you joy, which also bring Him joy.






19. Be Grateful for Everything.
Life is so much better when you find things to be thankful for. Those Facebook things that have been annoying us lately about what people are thankful for for five days, they really are good.

When something bad happens you can dwell on the bad, or you can find something positive and be thankful for it. Someone is a horrible person to you, but a friend buys you a drink to chat about it. Don't dwell on the friend/acquaintance that was horrible, but the one that showed you kindness and love.



I started a prayer diary about a year ago now. I write prayers in it everyday (though not necessarily on the day, I am not that disciplined). At the start I found myself describing my day to God (in writing), but as time moved on there was less description and more thankfullness. Now there might be six points a day and four of them start with thank you, or contain it somewhere.

Those of you that know me any bit well know I am not a positive person, I am still not, but this diary in which I write things I am thankful for has probably made the most positive I have ever been in my life.






20. Don't Try to Do Things.
Master Yoda once famously said: "Do or do not, there is no try" and he was dead on. When we try to do something we fail, we might try again, but if we fail again we are more likely to give up on that thing. Take that to times five failures, or ten, we are definitely giving up now.

In contrast to this we know the phrase "practice makes perfect" is true. If we know that why do we try? Why don't we train? Training is so different to trying because when we train to do/be something we expect failures and we assess them, and we learn for them, and we get back up and we start again.


If we think of things we want to accomplish as training, instead of trying, then each failure is a learning opportunity, a chance to better ourselves, not a defeat we will find it hard to come back from.

This is especially true, in my opinion, in our walks with God. If we try not to sin we will fail and become downcast. However, if we train to be more like Jesus then we expect the failures, the lapses in judgment, the sin to happen again. Instead of wallowing in self-pity an attitude of training will bring us back to God, where we tell Him about the failure and hit the ground running again.

Sometimes it is all in the attitude.

(This one comes from one of my favourite authors, John Ortberg).




21. Read Books.

I know some of you are cursing me under your breath for this one (that's why it's 21, I figure all you non-readers are gone by now).

Seriously though, books teach you vocabulary, grammar (I spelt both those words wrong the first time around) and interesting things about the world.

I am an avid supporter of reading. It doesn't matter what it is, start with comics, or buy an audio book and the book that you can follow along with the reader.

Reading really does make you more intelligent and well-rounded. Read!!!




22. Spend time Reflecting.
This doesn't mean staring at yourself in front of the mirror, it means looking at your life, who you are, where you are heading, what you want to do, why you make the decisions you make, your inner self.



I think a lot of the crazy/wrong/silly/stupid and dumb things we do have a root cause. Spend time finding that out and sorting it out, make yourself the better person, the best person you can be. [Note this doesn't say the best individual you can be. A person is not just out for their own benefit, but for the enrichment of the lives of those around them too].

Earlier (point 18) I talked about dreams and callings and inclinations. Do you know what yours are? If not reflection (and prayer) are the ways to find out.



23. If You Feel Like God is Telling you to DO Something, Do it!
Make sure it is Him first, He isn't going to tell you to sin, so if it's anything like that it probably isn't Him. Nor will He go against His Word, so check it out there (see point 21).

However, if it does seem to be pleasing to Him and not against His will or His Word then do it.

For whatever mad reason God has chosen human agency as one of His methods of communicating with people. If He tells you to say something, say it. If you say no your heart hardens and eventually all you can say is no.

This is something I'm learning recently, and I still say no more than yes, but I want to be a Yes Man, for God. I want to speak His words to people.




24. Be an Encourager, and Learn Love Languages.

I am terrible at encouraging people... But it is so important to be an encourager. If we are people in relationships with other people we can't be negative all the times. We NEED to encourage one another. It is so important.





Learning love languages links in to this. The best way to encourage someone is to do so by speaking their Love Language.

There are five.
-Physical Touch (hugs, pats on the back, etc.)
-Quality Time (spending time with someone can be such an encouragement to people, sometimes you don't even have to say things.)
-Words of Affirmation (using your words to uplift another person by complimenting them [authentically, see point 14])
-Acts of Service (things like doing the dishes, helping around the house etc.)
-Gift Giving.




Learn the important people in your life's Love Language and use it to show you care for them, and to encourage them. It will impact your relationships if you do.



25. Love God.
After all, He loves you enough to die for you so that you can be with Him.

I don't think we spend enough time, as a culture, thinking about where we are going, and what will happen, after we die. Heaven is for Real (as the movie title goes, though I don't necessarily endorse said movie).

Loving God is the thing that will change your life most. He is an insane being, I don't understand why He bothers with me half the time, but He does. He is love, complete love. He is amazing, and the true definition of awesome.

He promises to be found by those who seek Him, if we seek Him with all of our hearts. Seek Him, learn about Him, you will love Him too. That's life-changing.




I hope you enjoyed these 25 life lessons.
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Wednesday 16 July 2014

Erebus Chapter 2

2. Roswell:
Rachel had made sure Peter was in the bathroom when she met up with Tim. She couldn’t risk Tim figuring out who he was. Too much depended on them getting these passports and getting to the US.
“Where exactly are we going?” Peter asked as they sat in the airport, waiting for their flight to be called.
“Look up the International UFO Society on the iPad,” Rachel said, indicating it.
“They investigate aliens,” Peter said, summarising what he was reading.
“We know that they have moved your ship since we saw it last. If there is anyone on earth who would know where it was moved to it’s the head of a UFO hunting society,” Rachel explained.
“He will help us find the ship?” Peter asked, sitting up straighter in his seat.
“Hopefully,” Rachel replied. “He may even have some ideas about what sort of alien came out of that ship.”
“He might know where I’m from?” Peter said, leaning forward in his chair now, his hands tightly grasping the armrests.
Before they left for the airport that morning, Rachel had contacted Max, the head of the International UFO Society from the B&B, asking if he had heard anything about it from his side of the Pacific. He emailed back within four hours and told her he knew some things. The headquarters of SPHERE was close to Roswell, which made sense to Rachel as SPHERE investigated the goings on in space and Roswell was the site of a 1947 unidentified flying object crash.
She wondered if the head of the UFO group would recognise an alien if they saw one. In ways, she told herself, it would lend to their credibility; but at the same time, if they did recognise him, it would be tough for them to get away. On top of having to escape from the alien enthusiasts they would have to flee from SPHERE as well. That would be no easy task. She had already spent over twenty-two grand on this venture, which was a large percentage of her life savings.
She sighed as she watched Peter seated beside her in the plane, staring out of the window. She didn’t really want to help the alien, but she had to show him earth could be a nice place. She felt the ‘weight of the world’ on her shoulders in having to avoid an invasion if he didn’t like earth, or feel welcome here. Her experience of aliens was limited to movies and TV shows, but she figured that Peter could be a scout, here to see if we are as intelligent as his own race; whatever that was. So, at least for now, she was sticking with the alien boy and would go with him to Roswell, and wherever else he needed to go as well; as long as her cash could afford it.
They arrived in Roswell twenty-four hours after they left Australia, though to Rachel it felt more like one hundred and twenty-four. Rachel had booked her and Peter into a motel just outside the town. The motels in Roswell usually carried names that alluded to the types of tourist that visited it. Rachel, while booking online the night before, turned down names such as UFO Hunting Lodge, Extra-terrestrial Landing Site, and Alien Nesting Ground. Instead she had chosen a less conspicuous place for her and her new friend to lay their heads. It was simply the Route 20 Motel, Roswell. From her brief time online she gathered they were a chain of Motels along Route 20 which ran coast to coast across the US. It was perfect for her and Peter. If anyone was thinking there was something more interesting about the couple of alien hunters she planned to make Peter and herself out to be; the last place they would look was here.
They pulled up outside the place in a rented car, taken out in Peter’s name as his was less traceable.
“Looks like a dive,” Peter commented.
He and the iPad had become even closer friends over the journey. He had spent some time watching culturally iconic television shows, reading the Oxford English Dictionary, and occasionally perusing the Urban Dictionary website whenever there was available internet but not enough time for an entire episode of TV. It was from one of these three sources that he had discovered the American colloquial word ‘dive’.
To be fair to him the place was a real dive. Rachel hadn’t seen a motel before, but she was certain this one was particularly bad. It was the typical two-floor structure with the door to each room facing onto a veranda on the ground floor and a balcony on the first. The colour was an off brown, which looked as if it had not been painted in about a decade. The paint had peeled in parts, revealing a dirty undercoat. There was a reception in the establishment, but its over door lighting declared it to be the R__EP_I_N.
“It is a place that could easily be improved,” Rachel said in agreed with Peter.
They parked their car; it was a wine coloured small vehicle, one of the cheapest cars available in the rental place on their arrival. Their car was one of the five cars parked in the lot outside the motel.
“Pretty empty,” Rachel noted, “possibly a reflection of the quality of the accommodation.”
“That is most encouraging,” Peter commented.
“Well,” Rachel said, “let’s go and get our keys.”
Rachel and Peter walked towards the ‘Repin’ to get their keys from whoever might be behind the counter. On their way Peter pointed out a couple of broken windows that had been boarded up instead of repaired.
“I have seen this before,” Peter commented.
“Where?” Rachel asked.
“In a documentary; you only board up windows with wooden boards when the building is no longer being used.”
“They have internet,” Rachel commented, “it must be open.”
They walked into the reception, pushing open the dirty glass door, which you couldn’t see through from the many layers of grime. The door screeched against the wooden floorboards as Rachel pushed it open. It jammed halfway and she rugby tackled it with her shoulder, dislodging it from a rusty nail poking its head out from a crack.
The guy behind the counter had his hands in his dungarees, which were coated in stains Rachel didn’t want to know the origins of. Despite herself she guessed anyway, there was mud, what looked like dried takeout, possibly grease from a burger. Rachel stopped herself, and at the same moment the smell hit her. He was obese and a curious glance around the room revealed why. There were empty packets of chips, Twinkies, cakes, chocolates, candies and various other confectionaries littered the floor. As well as this, his free hand was stuffed inside a fresh, extra large packet of chips, balanced delicately on his round stomach. The guy looked up from whatever he was watching and saw Rachel.
“Ms. Rachel,” he said as he removed his hand from his pants and held it out to shake Rachel’s.
Rachel waved him off, with an upturned nose to add to the effect, “pleasure, I’m sure,” Rachel said, “could you please give Peter our keys and an air freshener. There is a… stale smell in the building.”
Rachel left the room as fast as she had come in. Peter watched her go but dutifully waited for the keys as he had, indirectly, been told.
“She’s a lovely woman,” the guy behind the counter said sarcastically.
“I will let her know you said so,” Peter said, still not quite grasping sarcasm, though he was almost certain the man didn’t mean what he was saying, “I’m sure she thinks you are wonderful as well,” he added, before grabbing the key and leaving the reception.
“What room number are we?” Rachel asked from the trunk of the rental as Peter walked towards her, holding the key aloft triumphantly.
“Forty-eight,” Peter said, reading the key from an awkward twisted position above his head.
Rachel looked over Peters shoulder and scanned the building, “it’s upstairs,” she concluded after a few moments of studying.
Peter had arrived at the car by this point and took his bag from her, before handing over the key. Both of them made their way up the stairs along the side of the building. Forty-eight was the third last room along the way.
“Downstairs there was one to ten,” Peter noted, “what happened to the numbers in between?”
“They collapsed in an earthquake,” Rachel said, “The top collapsed onto the others, leaving only floors one and four.”
“That’s amazing,” Peter said, looking around him in disbelief. “That is why the place looks so run down,” he noted. “They did a good job considering the fact that two floors disappeared.”
Rachel rolled her eyes, but decided not to tell Peter that she had been joking about the earthquake. Hopefully he would learn by himself. They got to door forty-eight. It looked okay in comparison to some of the rooms they had passed on their way. Forty-three, forty-five and forty-nine all had broken doors or windows; at the very least forty-eight was whole.
Rachel stood outside the door, facing it, breathing slowly as she psyched herself up to go into the motel room. For a few moments Peter watched her, expectantly.
“Why aren’t you opening the door? Have you forgotten how?” Peter asked, genuinely concerned.
She turned to look at him. Peter couldn’t read her face and so continued, “I can attempt to help. I don’t know much about opening doors but I think you put the key in the lock and twist it. It seems easy in theory but I think it might be more difficult in practice.”
Rachel rolled her eyes, “I haven’t forgotten how to open a door,” she said.
Peter took a step away from her, unsure of how to deal with her.
“Sorry,” Peter said and backed away from her.
Rachel turned back towards the door again. Peter watched. She still didn’t move. She was reflected in the window of their motel room, and Peter saw her eyes were shut. He wondered what she was doing.
“Okay,” she said suddenly opening her eyes after about a minute, “let’s just get this over with.”
She turned the key and pushed open the door, praying she had prepared herself for whatever horrors lay behind it. Unlike the door downstairs this one swung open silently, without catching. Inside, the room was covered in mahogany wood panelling. The carpet was a dark brown, as were the bed sheets. Even the door to the bathroom was mahogany. Together this made the room look dark in spite of the open window allowing in the afternoon sun.
Rachel left out a breath that neither she nor Peter noticed she was holding in. “It isn’t as horrible as I was afraid it would be,” she noted, her body physically relaxed.
“One bed,” Peter noticed as he looked at her, his eyebrow rose.
“I expressly told him that I wanted two singles,” Rachel said, she was annoyed again and stamped her feet in a way that made Peter want to see her do it again.
“Is there a tub?” Peter asked.
Rachel looked to him, surprised. She thought about asking how he knew about bathtubs but decided against it.
“I’ll check,” Rachel said and walked over to the bathroom in five large strides.
The paranormal chaser opened this door more confidently than she had the first door. This was a mistake. Unlike the room she had just left the colour scheme for the bathroom was white. The toilet, sink and bath were all white. The floor and walls were also white. At least they had been. The toilet’s interior was a dark brown, stained from use. Meanwhile there was some dark red stain in the bathtub. Rachel couldn’t stop herself from walking forwards and peering over the top of the tub to see what the red stuff was.
Peter joined her in the little bathroom as she recoiled from the bath.
“What is it?” Peter asked, unsure of what he was seeing.
“Blood,” she exclaimed, “someone was hurt in here; maybe even killed. There is a lot of blood, which makes me think killed.”
“That’s charming,” Peter said, and measured the bath with his eyes.
“What are you doing?” Rachel asked as Peter sat on the side of the bathtub, stretching out a leg.
“I think it is about the right size for me to sleep in it,” he noted as he leaned backwards, “my feet will possibly stick out but that’s okay, don’t you think?”
“You can’t sleep in that thing,” she shouted at him.
Peter pulled back from her and tripped over the toilet, hitting his head on the sink on the way down.
“Peter,” she said and dropped to his side.
“I’m fantastic” he said, rising to his feet. “You just startled me,” he said, pulling her up.
“I’m sorry,” she said, “and I wouldn’t say you are fantastic,” she added, “alright, at a stretch, but not fantastic.”
“Why not?” Peter asked, “I am not hurt, so fantastic seemed the appropriate word?”
“It means amazing,” she said.
“I know,” he replied, “I could have chosen that word but I went for its synonym; fantastic.”
“No,” Rachel said and sighed, “I mean using either of those words means that you think you are a wonderful person. You like yourself a lot. It makes you sound arrogant and in love with yourself.”
“A douchebag?” Peter asked, having thought about it for a few seconds.
“Exactly,” Rachel smiled, “and you don’t want to come across as a douche, do you?”
“I gathered from the Dictionary of Urban that it is not a good thing to be considered,” he said.
She giggled, “no.”
“Why can’t I sleep in the tub?” he asked her.
“It has blood in it,” she said, not understanding why he would even consider sleeping in it when it was covered in blood.
“This doesn’t matter to me. I need somewhere to sleep and since it is not socially acceptable for you and I to sleep in a bed together because of the differences in our genders the bathtub seems like the appropriate place for me to take my rest.”
“I’m going down to complain,” she said and stamped her foot and Peter found himself smiling. She had done the thing he wanted to see again. Still he found himself wanting to see more; and not knowing why.
“Rachel,” he interrupted her stamping, “I must interject. There is no reason for you to complain, I will put down a piece of cloth and lie on it and it will be perfect.”
“Or we could just wash it?” She said sarcastically and followed the comment with a shake of her head and threw open the door to go out.
Peter stared after her in disbelief. “Humans,” he sighed to himself.
*     *     *
“What do you mean they have left the country?” Cohen asked McGregor once he looked up from the Internet.
“I mean they have taken off to the States,” McGregor replied.
“How unusual,” Cohen said, thinking out loud, “can you discover if this trip is planned or if it seems more of a spur of the moment thing?” the older agent asked. “How come we always get the crappy assignments McGregor? I think they don’t like us. While some alien life form is prancing about the earth we have been sent to watch two wackos travelling the world in search of ghosts and monsters, or whatever it is they do.”
“Spur of the moment,” McGregor replied, “she booked the flights in her name yesterday.”
“Yesterday?” Cohen exclaimed. “Why would the two of them, paranormal investigators and all, decide to take off to the USA the day after an unidentified rocket enters earth’s atmosphere practically right where they were?”
“Boss,” McGregor interrupted his monologue, “you will never guess where they went.”
“The US,” Cohen said, “you already told me that.”
“More specifically,” McGregor said as he twisted in his black swivel chair to look at his supervising officer.
“More specifically?” Cohen asked, interested now. McGregor’s eyes had that bright blue light they sometimes got when something piqued his interest.
“Roswell, New Mexico,” Declan McGregor replied.
“McG,” Cohen smiled, “I think we are onto something here. Perhaps we didn’t get the dud job after all.”
“I know,” he replied. “How unusual that two unconnected people would take off looking for Roswell, the home of everything alien.”
“How unusual is right,” Cohen said and took out his phone. They would be on the next plane out of there.
“I can’t trace where they are staying,” McG said as Cohen hung up the phone.
“How come?” Cohen asked him.
“They probably put that in the guy’s name,” Declan pointed out, “I don’t know it so I can’t trace whatever he booked.”
“That’s okay Deckie my boy,” Cohen said smiling, “this little venture into the world of computer hacking has gleaned plenty of useful information. We now know that they are in Roswell, even if we don’t know the exact hotel they are staying in. We also know that they wouldn’t have gone to Roswell unless they had some connection to this whole ordeal.”
A couple of minutes later, Cohen’s phone rang again, after he hung up he looked to McGregor, “they want us to come in,” he said.
Declan rolled his eyes, “why?” he asked. “I bet because this has become an actual, serious lead; and they are going to come and take it off us now, just when we were getting our claws into its juicy bits.”
Cohen looked at the younger man incredulously, “I cannot understand how they let you into this organisation,” he said as he shook his head.

It didn’t take long to get to the Earth’s Army headquarters in Australia. It took moments for the car to come after the phone call; and Cohen and McGregor were hastily loaded into the back.
“It’s the boss that wants to see you both,” one of the people who had brought them in said.
“Agent Reece?” McGregor asked. “He could have just called, there was no need for all of this Secret Agent carry on.”
“It’s not Agent Reece that’s looking for you,” the agent said, he wasn’t wearing his badge and Declan wasn’t normally placed on duty in Australia; so they couldn’t tell his  name and he hadn’t thought it important enough to inform them.
“Then who?” Cohen asked.
“It’s me,” McG said, smiling widely. “Secretly I took over the entire organisation and now I’ve called you in Cohen to tell you that I don’t need you anymore, and so, you’re fired.”
“Very funny,” Cohen said. “You are never going to be the boss.”
“You’d never know,” Declan smiled his cheeky smile, “I am pretty amazing, if I was whoever hires the leader of the EA I would totally hire me. I’d be my first, second and third choices.”
The other agents were watching McGregor with looks ranging from amusement to annoyance, to wondering if this McGregor guy should even be allowed to work with SPHERE and the EA.
“I think your jests are best saved for when there aren’t important agents surrounding us and telling us that some boss, a boss higher than Agent Reece, wants to see us,” Cohen suggested.
“The things I say about how amazing I am,” Declan said to the gathered crowd of SPHERE and EA agents, “is either because I truly am as amazing as I say, or I am insecure and I cover it up with these random outbursts about how amazing I am. I don’t want to embarrass you by telling you which of those two options are the truth, but I will let you decide which of them you are comfortable with.”
“Come on,” the agent who had been talking to them the entire time said as he pulled them from the black Chevrolet Suburban, standard issue for agents from various government organisations across the western world.
McGregor hadn’t been to the Australian office before. Unlike the US one, which was all steel, glass and shiny metals; this particular office was a little more low key. The walls were made of brick, with a row of windows sandwiched between two rows of bricks. The windows didn’t have anything separating them from one another; they just appeared to be one long window stretching across the entire length of the building. There were three floors like this. The ground floor was a little different. It looked slightly more like the building America had. There was a lot of glass, which McGregor and Cohen knew was bulletproof, that was standard for SPHERE and EA buildings as well.
“This way please,” The nameless agent said, motioning for them to take a door to their left. The building’s interior was a lot more impressive than its exterior. McGregor, who was a technology wiz kid, loved coming to these centres and seeing the wonders that modern technology had to offer on display. The Earth’s Army and SPHERE headquarters always only got the best equipment in, and they updated or upgraded it every year. It was a techies dream place of employment.
“This is as far as I can go,” their leading agent said. “From here you need to head up that fight of stairs, to the second floor, on your right you will see double doors that will read command. Head into those doors and then down at the end of the corridor, the corridor leading straight ahead, not the left or right hand corridor, you will find a waiting room. Wait there until you are transmitted further instruction.” He passed on the instructions.
“Can do,” McGregor said and smiled a toothy grin. His teeth were a little wonky. His left front tooth was tilted towards the right, meaning that the right tooth was pushed back a little in order to accommodate the other tooth. He could have had braces to fix this anomaly when he was younger, in fact he was probably still young enough to get them now if he chose to. McGregor would never do that, however. He felt that his teeth were characteristic, a unique feature of his face, like his cheekbones and his dimples, things that set him apart from others as himself. He would much rather be himself and have strange teeth than be someone else and have braces. If he was honest with himself braces were nowhere on the list of things Declan McGregor had ever or would ever want to be a feature of his face.
The corridor they had to walk to the end of was long and windowless. No light was let in apart from that coming from both ends of the corridor. The walls were grim and foreboding. McG felt this part of the building was reserved for those in trouble.
“Do you get the feeling that people brought here don’t come back out?” Declan asked Cohen.
“Please don’t say things like that, boy,” the older man said. “You and your theories and your wild streaks. You know how jittery you make me sometimes?”
“Sorry,” McGregor apologised and decided to keep quiet for the time being.
They had reached the waiting room by this point anyway. It hadn’t taken half as long as it felt it would from the other end. The corridor that had seemed so long and foreboding was now behind both of them and it was what lay ahead that caught the attention of both men.
They went into the room, which was bright and white. Everything except the legs of the tables and chairs was white. Even the light from what one could assume was the sun wasn’t yellow, but white.
Declan brushed off one of the seats before he sat down, he was actually a little concerned that any dirt he brought in with him from outside would tarnish the pure white beauty of the room. Among other things Declan McGregor had an appreciation for art and beauty. He particularly liked rivers, the way water moved and cut a path for itself through land was fascinating. There was a particularly strange beauty to the whiteness of the room. One McGregor didn’t want to destroy. If he had his camera phone on him he may have Instagram-ed this room.
“Just sit down,” Cohen snapped at him.
Declan turned and looked at his superior, one eyebrow raised, questioningly.
“Sit down,” Cohen said again, the intonation had changed but the anger remained in his voice.
Normally McGregor wouldn’t do what he was told, when told in such a manner, or any manner really. This time, though, he did exactly what he was told. There was something in Cohen’s tone that he knew not to mess with.
The remainder of the wait was spent in silence. Every now and again Declan thought of something he would like to say. The young man spent most of his time with the older Agent. He seldom saw any of his family as he spent large chunks of his time with Cohen in space, visiting planets and protecting earth. As Cohen had pointed out back near Longreach, this was one of the first times they had been on earth in some time. Each time something interesting popped into the enthusiastic young agent’s head he would look to Cohen, hoping now would be a good time to say something. Cohen looked downtrodden and so Declan thought twice about saying anything. For the first time McGregor wondered about Cohen’s family. He was old enough that he could have had children, and a wife. McGregor had parents and siblings. He had been close to them before SPHERE came along.
“Benedict Cohen, Declan McGregor?” a woman called in a similar way to how one is called in a doctor’s surgery.
Cohen had his head in his hands at the time. He was seated across the room from Declan. He was the only colour in the room, and it made him stand out in Declan’s vision.
Cohen looked towards the woman, she was looking around the room, as if she were searching for the owners of the two names she had just called among a crowd. Cohen stood and moved towards her, this was satisfying enough for the PA. She turned on her heal and moved back into the long corridor, walking back in the direction Cohen and McGregor had come from.
“Why did she call our names when we were the only two people in there?” Declan wondered aloud.
“Hush,” Cohen said, “if we are in trouble you won’t make it any better with that mouth of yours,” he said through clenched teeth.
“Alright, Benedict,” McGregor said sarcastically, “what kind of name is Benedict anyway?” He muttered the question, more to himself than to Cohen.
“A much better one than Declan,” Cohen mumbled back to him.
McGregor cracked a smile in the older man’s direction. It was attempting to be a smile that would get a smile in response but Cohen had refocused his attention on the woman who had called their names. She was al the way back down the corridor now, just in front of the doors they had entered through. She turned a little, glancing to make sure they were both still following her. When she was sure they were she turned to the left, pushing open some double doors.
“Here goes nothing,” McGregor said as they turned the corner and followed her through the double doors.
They shut behind them with a click. The two agents were locked inside this area now. Cohen peered back towards the door, looking a little more worried than he was a minute before. Declan placed a hand on his shoulder and quickened his pace slightly, pulling Cohen along with him.
“The sooner this is over, the better,” he said as they closed the gap between themselves and their guide.
*     *     *
The owner of the motel had complied with Rachel’s wishes, giving her a set of keys to one of the other rooms on the higher floor. It was much better suited to what they needed, and there were no bloodstains anywhere in the room.
They settled down for a pretty restful sleep, the amount of travel had left both Rachel and Peter exhausted by the time they finally lay down to sleep, or as Peter saw it, when Rachel was finally happy enough with their surroundings to allow herself to get some sleep.
The next day was a big day for them. They rose early, and since the motel didn’t have a restaurant, nor did it provide the facilities for someone to cook for themselves, they headed to a local diner for breakfast.
Rachel ate very little; the food did not grab her attention, as it wasn’t very healthy. She had heard that Americans weren’t the most health-conscious people; but this diner, which was the only place open for breakfast, was ridiculous. Rachel eventually settled on some plain pancakes and a coffee. Peter, on the other hand, had no inhibitions and concerns about his weight and health. He ordered the biggest, greasiest, fattiest breakfast Rachel had ever seen on a plate. There were fried eggs, sausages, mushrooms, tomatoes, bacon and some scrambled egg with toast.
“You’ll have a heart attack,” she commented as she moved diced pieces of pancake around her plate. This kind of establishment really didn’t appeal to her.
“Do I look like I’m going to have a heart attack any time soon?” Peter asked sarcastically.
Rachel had noticed Peter’s looks before. She wasn’t sure if people from his planet looked humanoid naturally, or if it was a shape he had taken on to blend in with the planet he was visiting; he didn’t remember either. Whichever way it was, Peter managed to pull off ‘attractive human’ quite well. If he had been a bona fide human being Rachel may have even found him attractive. Peter was a little over six foot, he had dark hair and blue eyes. His hair was like a natural bowl cut, not a look she was fond of but something that was easily changed. He wasn’t overly muscular but he was defined.
That very morning she had seen him picking up his shirt off of the floor. She had noticed it before, of course, but there was a six-pack there. It was noticeable as he reached his arms above his head to pull the shirt over his body. She was a little upset when the t-shirt obscured the view. Peter was humble for a guy of his looks. He wore t-shirts that were at least one size too baggy. He wasn’t in to the slim fit shirts, or maybe he would be if she introduced him to them. Those t-shirts hugged the stomach, which would allow her to see the outline of his muscles more regularly.
As she sat watching him eat she wondered what he thought about her. She was painfully aware that human males thought about a lot of things, but generally not her. Peter could be different though. Right now he was probably only thinking about the food he was shovelling into his mouth at an unprecedented rate. Watching him turned Rachel’s stomach. She gave up on pretending to eat the pancakes and pushed them away.
Peter motioned to them with his fork, his mouth full of food.
“Go ahead,” Rachel said, waving him off, “I can’t eat today.”
mmurismint mis minpgormint,” He muttered through a mouthful of bacon that now had pancake thrown on top of it.
“You know you should never talk with your mouth full?” Rachel said, pointing her fork at him. “I have no idea what it is you’re saying. It could be ‘punishment is a doorframe’ or ‘encouragement is ignorant’.”
“Nourishment is important,” Peter said, spitting a little bit of food into her face.
“It is,” Rachel agreed, “but I doubt you can find much ‘nourishment’ here.
Peter frowned at her, and she looked down towards her black coffee.
She sipped it silently, as he watched her for a couple of seconds; but once it was evident no reply was coming he shrugged and went back to shovelling food.
“We should go,” Rachel said abruptly, standing as she spoke. Her stomach couldn’t take any more of watching him eat.
“Where are we going?” Peter asked. He had made sure to swallow his food this time.
“We have to meet Ted Algrove,” Rachel said.
“Who’s Ted Algrove?” Peter asked her, as he placed his knife and fork down carefully on his plate.
“He is my American contact. I talked to him before we left Austrailia,” she explained. “Hopefully he can help us locate your ship.”
“What time are we meeting him?” Peter asked, a little excitedly.
“In twenty minutes,” Rachel replied.
“I’m coming,” Peter said and picked up his piece of toast.
They exited the diner through its green and glass doors, a little bell rang over head and Peter noticed the waitress pop her head up from whatever gossip magazine she was reading, hopeful for more customers. Peter felt bad for her and he turned and gave her a wave and a smile.
Rachel did not miss this gesture. “Are you flirting?” she asked him.
He quickly flicked through something on the iPad he carried everywhere. “By which you mean do I think I could potentially date her and wish to let her know through subtle means?” Peter asked her.
Rachel sighed and smiled at him. “Yes,” she said, “that’s what to flirt means.”
“I was not flirting,” he said. “I simply saw her looking up and the disappointment that we weren’t people coming to enjoy her food, and I waved, encouragingly.”
“Okay,” Rachel said, “you seemed to like that food?”
“This was my favourite piece,” Peter said holding up toast. “Also, what you did not eat was good.”
“Toast and pancakes,” Rachel noted, “you are a starch man.”
“Some of the other food was slimy,” he commented, “could we find somewhere else to eat the next time humans are meant to seek nourishment.”
“Dinner time?” Rachel asked.
“Was dinner time not this one?” he said to her, “the building we were in was called a dinner.”
“No,” she laughed, “that word is pronounced diner, it is a place that does various meals during the day. What we had there was breakfast.”
“Breakfast,” Peter said and nodded.
“Yes, because you break the fast you have been on while sleeping through the night?” Rachel explained.
“What is a fast?”
“A period of time you don’t eat anything.”
“My fast is broken!” Peter shouted and punched the air, causing some eyes to dart towards him.
“We need to go this way,” Rachel said and motioned down a street to their left. She grabbed Peter and pulled him out of the gaze of questioning eyes.
*     *     *
Declan and Benedict followed their guide into a room with a large desk. A moveable light was positioned over the desk. It appeared as if you could move it to shine into people’s faces, probably used for interrogations. Two black plastic chairs with metal legs were placed beside one another at one side of the table, the side McGregor and Cohen stood on, while at the other side there was another chair, this one leather. There was also a door to some other part of the building and a large mirror.
“Interrogation room,” Cohen whispered more to himself than to anyone else.
“Please, take a seat,” the woman motioned at the chairs, “the boss will be along to speak with you any minute now.”
McG noted she had a fake-sounding British accent. He could just make out subtle Australian lilt underneath. It appeared she used her false tone to sound more important. McGregor detested the English accent, and hated that he had one himself. He wondered at what type of person would want to fake being British. In his mind it did not endear the woman to him.
McGregor was the first to take a seat, he had been walking to the chairs while he was pondering the lady’s accent. Cohen stood staring. He thought they were in a lot of trouble, McGregor figured it couldn’t be that bad. They would tell whomever this boss was that Rachel and Peter left Australia and headed for Roswell. From there, some agents on US soil would take over the case.
The door at the other side of the room opened and a man in a long, black jacket walked in. He had a hood up, covering his face. He looked a little like a Lord Sidious, or one of his protégées. However, the face beneath the cloak was much younger than McGregor expected from the large cloak. He said nothing as he approached his chair and sat. His actions moved Cohen out of whatever panic had caused his paralysis. It was bad for him to be standing when the boss was seated; and so he hurriedly moved to the seat next to Declan and sat down.
The important man seated across from them pulled down his hood, revealing his face. On the left hand side he had what appeared to be a horn, or spike, growing from beneath his ear and circling towards his mouth. The right hand side had a stub of the same, but the spike itself had been cut off. The result looked painful.
Cohen gasped on seeing his face. To Declan he looked familiar, but he couldn’t quite place him. He thought a face with thin, curving spikes would be instantly recognisable. McGregor was an alien hunter, however, which meant he had seen a lot of strange things in his twenty or so years on earth.
“I,” the spike-faced man began, “am Thomas.”
Declan pursed his lips, tilted his head to the left and looked up at Thomas from that position. He nodded once, exaggeratedly. Clearly Declan didn’t know who this guy was, and whoever he was, Thomas thought he should know.
“I am the leader of Earth’s Army and SPHERE,” he finished, noticing Declan didn’t know who he was.
“Oh,” it was Cohen that spoke, “we know who you are, sir, don’t we McGregor? The actual boss; I didn’t even imagine they could mean you when they told us that the boss wanted to see us. You’re the… well, the boss,” Benedict concluded.
“Your flattery is noted Benedict,” Thomas said and flashed a friendly smile at him.
Cohen visibly relaxed in his seat. McGregor noticed this and wondered if there was much research out there about bosses smiling, and knowing their employees’ first names, putting those employees who were in trouble at ease. He guessed there probably was. Thomas, as leader of the EA and SPHERE, had most likely read all of the available texts on those sorts of topics. Meanwhile McGregor spent his days reading about space travel, combat techniques, and all known sub and extra-terrestrials. Well, he probably should have read those things, usually he just read Batman comics, and sometimes the odd classical literature title: for indulgence’s sake.
“And what of you Declan McGregor?” he asked turning to the young man, “we have met once before, have we not.”
“We have?” Declan asked, not sure which event he was referring to.
“You were present last year when Mr Murphy inspected the mother ship, were you not?”
“I was,” Declan said, “I had just finished a mission on Chronos,” he said to Cohen, who wasn’t really interested. “All available ships were called to ‘A’ to meet that Murphy kid, you were on your leave at the time. I was assigned to Agent Falcon, I think.”
“That’s correct,” Thomas said. “It was good you were able to be there, to witness the union of two great institutes of our day.”
“How do you even know I was there?” McGregor asked Thomas, leaning in towards him and raising an eyebrow. “There must have been over two thousand people at that event.”
“Quite right,” Thomas commented, “two thousand, one hundred and fifty-three to be exact. Well, fifty-four if you include David, which I assume we must.”
“Do you remember everyone who was there?” McGregor asked Thomas, still unable to believe that anyone could pull off such a feat, “and who they were with?”
“Of course,” Thomas smiled, this time it wasn’t a comforting smile, it was one that said ‘I am the man’. “I make it my business to know everyone and everything that happens in… my business,” he settled on, not finding a better way to end his sentence.
“That’s interesting,” Declan lied as he put his feet up on the desk, “now, why are we here?”
“Declan,” Cohen chastised, “take your feet down; and speak to the boss with a little more respect.”
McGregor was lying back on his chair, pointing a little away from Benedict; he glanced upwards at the older agent. On seeing the stern look on his face, McG sighed and righted himself. He chose not to correct how he had spoken to Thomas, however.
“It’s okay,” Thomas said finally, when it was evident to the older two agents that no apology would be forthcoming.
Declan took this as an invitation to throw his feet back up on the desk. Thomas merely rolled his eyes.
He held out a hand towards Cohen, who appeared close to jumping from his seat and going for McGregor’s throat, “boys will be boys after all,” he said to Cohen.
Cohen relaxed again.
“I apologise if I caused offence,” Declan said, “I didn’t intend to. I just wish to know why we have been called here. Not even really for me, more for Agent Cohen, look at him. He nearly had a panic attack on the way here, then another one after hearing it wasn’t Agent Reece we were meeting, than another one in the waiting room, then another one as we were led to this room, another one on entering this room, and a final almost panic attack when he heard the nonchalant way I speak to my superiors. It would be good, for his health if nothing more, if we could start discussing whatever it is we are here to discuss.”
Cohen had tensed again, McGregor noticed it, but Thomas seemed to be oblivious. He was smiling at McGregor, another type of smile. This one seemed nostalgic. McGregor guessed that the things he had just said reminded Thomas of being a younger agent, and how he had treated superiority. Normally, in McGregor’s experience, those who once acted like him but stopped in order to fit into the system, and advance in the system, looked back on their days of rebellious youth with fondness.
On the other hand there were also people who were always supposed to be in positions of authority, or thought they were, who looked back on their rebellious days with disdain. McGregor had promised himself he would never be like that. He didn’t ever want to look back on his rebellious days, he planned they would continue forever.
“You are not in trouble,” Thomas finally said and, despite himself, Declan heard himself sigh in relief at the exact same time as Cohen did.
“Well that’s a relief,” McGregor said as he sat up straight in his seat again, “so why are we here.”
“I have a mission for the two of you,” Thomas said, “It appears that Rachel or Peter may be the alien we are looking for, neither of them exist in our databases,” he said as he flicked through a case file, “we cannot be sure and we will be pursuing other leads, as you will understand. There are people who believe these two are just paranormal chasers, but I believe differently. I cannot expend any more manpower on following the two of them. However, local teams in Roswell will be standing by to offer you both assistance should you need it.”
“Thank you, sir,” Cohen said and McGregor nodded.
“This is a lot of responsibility,” McGregor said, “thank you for trusting us with it.”
“Do not let me down,” Thomas said and smiled, another smile in his repertoire of smiles, “The EA is very stretched at the moment, especially with what is happening on Velarious.”
“Not to mention Limerick,” McGregor added in a sigh.
“Not to mention Limerick,” Thomas agreed, “we are doing all we can to assist in that area,” he said. “We are counting on you both,” he added, becoming serious again as he looked at his watch, “do not let the EA down,” he stood from his seat and nodded to each of them in turn. “If you will excuse me, I have another meeting to attend.”
With that he was gone, out the door he had come in.
Cohen stared after him. McGregor had his feet on the table again and his hands behind his head, resting the back of it on his open palms.
“How many other pairs of agents do you think he is going to say that to?” McGregor asked Cohen, derailing his train of thought.
“Hmm?” he muttered and looked to the younger agent he was assigned to supervise, and find a potentially dangerous alien with.
“Never mind,” McGregor said, waving his superior officer off as the door opened and Agent Reece walked in.
“Sir,” Cohen said and stood to attention.
McGregor rolled his eyes and laboriously stood for his superior officer as well.
“Boys,” Agent Reece said. He was wearing his standard issue sunglasses; indoors, Mc.G tried to figure out if he looked more like a douchebag or a narcissist. He went for both.
“Sir,” McGregor said in reply.
“We have a plane waiting for you,” he said, “it’s out back and they want you in the next thirty minutes. You have a weapons and gear meet in ten. You where to go.”
“Thank you, sir,” Cohen said and began moving towards the door out.
Agent Reece caught him by the shoulder as he moved past, “I don’t know what mission Earth’s Army has assigned you both, but I have heard that it is important; don’t let me down. If you two, especially him,” he added pointing to McGregor, “muck this one up it will be on my head as well as your own. I don’t want your mistakes on my head.”
“You have no problem with douching up your eyes though,” McGregor said and shoved his way past the Agent.
“Sorry, sir,” Cohen said, “it has been a tough day,” he didn’t wait for an answer, but followed McGregor out.
*     *     *
Rachel and Peter drove their rental to the edge of the city. They were driving in search of a collection of trailers and caravans. There they hoped to find answers.
“Where are we?” Peter asked as he took in the sights around him.
“This is where the alien fanatics stay,” Rachel said as they sat in the car. “They would love to meet a real alien, but you cannot let them know that’s what you are, okay?”
“Okay,” he said and then thought, “why not?”
“They will want to study you, learn about your home planet and all kinds of things.”
“I can’t tell them any of that?” Peter asked. “That is why we are here, isn’t it?”
“Yes,” Rachel said, “it may not look like it, but these guys are the experts on aliens on this planet. There are people in the government as well, of course, but those are the people you want to avoid.”
Max, their contact in this group, headed towards the car when he saw it pulled up on their lot. Rachel had seen an image of him on his blog, and he knew what kind of car they would be coming in. There were two things about these guys that Rachel knew. The first was that if there was anything alien going on they would know about it, even if it did happen in Australia; and the second was that they were extremely paranoid about everything. They had two tenants: first that aliens existed, and secondly that the government was covering it up. The lack of information available to the public about aliens made it make sense that they wouldn’t trust their governments. She wondered could she trust the government after all of this. She hoped this was the first time aliens had ever landed on earth; but she doubted it. Recent events proved that the government at least had some plans for dealing with aliens appearing. The likelihood was that the governments of the world would lie about Peter as well, if they ever caught him.
“Hello,” a squeaky voice came from outside the car window. Max was leaning on the door, tapping on the window. Rachel was so lost in thought that she didn’t notice him coming.
“Hi,” Rachel said as she opened the car door.
Rachel opened the car door, pushing Max back. At the same time, Peter got out and went around to shake his hand.
“Pleasure to meet you alien-finding expert,” he said, and Rachel rolled her eyes, he sounded a little too enthusiastic and… simple.
“Expert,” Max squeaked, “no one has ever called me that before.”
“Get used to it,” Rachel said and smiled, “I’m Rachel Smith and this is Peter McIntosh,” she said as she shook his hand, “we are the people who were in contact with you about the ship seen in Australia a few days ago.”
“Yes, yes,” Max said, “I know who you are. I wouldn’t be out here talking to you if I thought there was a possibility it was the Feds or something. That’s why I asked about the car.”
“What do you know about the Australia incident?” Rachel asked him.
“Not here, not here,” he said, his voice even higher than it had been before. “You can be heard by satellites you know. We need to get inside. The metal of the trailer will protect us from prying ears.”
Rachel rolled her eyes in the direction of Peter; he didn’t seem to notice as he turned to follow the older man towards his trailer.
Once they were comfortably seated inside, with some form of tea neither Peter nor Rachel recognised, she asked the same question again.
“It’s great isn’t it?” he asked her, smiling from ear to ear.
“What’s great about it?” Rachel asked.
“It was on TV,” he said. “People as far away as Brisbane saw it in the sky as it came hurtling towards the earth. The way it was shaped it was very clear that it wasn’t a meteor, you could tell that from even the most amateur of footage. It had something written on it, I saw that with my own eyes. The words, they weren’t English, they weren’t even Chinese. I don’t know what it said, but it was definitely alien and no one can cover it up this time.”
“Have you learned anything about its origins?” she asked him, and Peter leaned in intently, he wanted to hear this as well.
“No one is sure,” Max said, “but according to our sources within NASA and the FBI, yes, we have sources on the inside,” he added at her surprised look, “it appears to have come from the direction of the Sombrero Galaxy.”
“Remind me which one that is again?” Rachel asked him.
“We cannot be sure if that is even the correct galaxy,” he told her, “it may be that this ship came from further away from there.”
“Okay,” Rachel said, holding up her left index finger to stop him before he began ranting, “but tell me about the Sombrero Galaxy. For now it seems that is where he is from.”
“He?” Max asked, one eyebrow raised at he looked at the Australian women from over the rim of his teacup.
“Generic he,” she said, waving him off and hoping her slip up wouldn’t be dwelt on.
“The Sombrero Galaxy is around twenty-eight million light-years from earth. In short, that means that we do not yet have the means to reach it, we do not even have the means to leave our galaxy via the shortest route yet. The galaxy is located in the constellation of Virgo, and was believed to be a small spiral galaxy until recently. Now it is known to be much larger than was originally supposed, and can actually be seen by some of the better amateur telescopes.”
“Do we know anything of its make-up?” Rachel asked him.
“The galaxy is set at a different angle to ours. This means that unlike when we look at other galaxies from earth, for example the Pinwheel Galaxy, or barred spiral galaxies, we see the Sombrero Galaxy differently. The Pinwheel Galaxy and many others like it face earth. Therefore when we look at those galaxies they appear sort of like the plans to a house would, from above. Meanwhile the Sombrero Galaxy is level with earth, so instead of seeing it from above we see it from the side. This means we know very little about it. From here it appears there is a bright nucleus, or centre; and most galaxy cores contain supermassive black holes. The Sombrero part is an enormous layer of dust that orbits the galaxy; this is the reason it is so fascinating to astronomers. Their research has found that the stars are formed here, unlike in the centre, as is the case of other galaxies.”
“Do we know if there are any planets?” Peter asked.
Max raised an eyebrow at him, “interesting question. I guess if we are discussing an alien it makes sense to want to know if there are any planets found within the galaxy.”
“Well,” Peter added, “if there weren’t it would conclusively decide that this alien craft didn’t come from the Sombrero Galaxy,” he pointed out.
“That is true,” Max agreed.
“What do we know?” Rachel asked.
“The Sombrero Galaxy is quite large,” Max said, “about 50million light-years across, which is half the estimated size of the Milky Way Galaxy in which we live. The distance is too great for any of our present space technology to locate planets. It is currently even really difficult to find planets that are not part of our solar system. The method I know of is pointing a telescope at a star and seeing if something moves around it, or if they is a black spot moving across the star.”
“So we don’t know if there are any planets?” Peter asked and threw himself back against the seat he was on.
“We cannot be certain,” Max concluded, “but it is safe to assume that, with between 100 and 200 billion stars in the galaxy that there must be some planets somewhere.”
“That seems a reasonable assumption,” Rachel surmised.
“There are no other questions I can think to ask you,” Peter said, “you cannot know what planet this thing came from and nothing you can tell us about that planet, or its culture. I am at a loss here. What are we doing here Rachel?”
“Well,” Rachel said, trying to apologise for Peter’s words in her tone, “we could focus on whatever happened in Australia and learn what we can about the ship?”
“Oh,” Peter said, realising that he should probably not be so quick to dismiss things. “Yes. We should ask about that.”
“Well,” Max said. “It had a key.”
“A key?” Rachel asked. “You’re sure.”
“Pretty sure,” Max said and pulled out a strange, flat object from his pocket.
On seeing the object in Max’s hand, Peter’s eyes widened. He reached towards the older man and Max quickly closed his hands to stop him touching it.
“We see with our eyes, and not with our hands,” Max said moving the key away from Peter.
“How did you get that?” Rachel asked, ignoring the exchange between Peter and Max.
“I have contacts,” Max said. “We have the ship too.”
“You have the ship?” Peter said. “I can’t believe you have the ship.”
“It’s being moved to London,” Max said.
“London?” Peter asked Rachel.
“Capital of Great Britain, east of here, about five thousand miles,” she said without looking at him.
“Why London?” Rachel asked.
“It was found by the owner of Ripley’s Believe it or Not Museum in London just before whoever those agents were arrived on the scene,” Max explained.
“We were there,” Peter said. “There is no way someone else got there and moved it before those vans closed in on it.”
“You were there?” Max asked. “How did you miss this?”
“Were you there?” Rachel asked.
“No,” he said, “I got this on the market.”
“That’s really impressive,” Peter noted, eyeing the object Max was holding onto for dear life.
“It must have set you back?” Rachel asked, wondering how much it would cost her to buy it from him. If Peter was going to get home they would need every part of the ship; and if Max was right and this was a key they would most certainly need that piece.
“It did,” Max said, but wasn’t giving anything away, “but it was worth it. How could I be the main expert in all things alien and not own part of the only known Extra-terrestrial object on earth?”
“We understand,” Rachel said, “London you say?”
He nodded, “the ship will be in London, probably available for viewing in the next week.”
“I guess that is where we are going next then,” she said to Peter as she stood from the squished seat, shuffling to the edge of the table and then standing.
“But…” Peter began an objection.
“Come on now,” Rachel said, “we should leave Max get on with his day, we have taken enough of Max’s time today. I am sure he has lots to do.”
Peter gave her a look, but thought it was best to argue no further, instead he slipped out of the seat and followed her from the trailer and back to their rental.
“We left without the key?” Peter pointed out once they were in the car and pulling out of the trailer park Max called home.
“We will get it later,” Rachel said, “he was never going to hand it over willingly.”
“So we will steal it?” Peter asked.
“We steal it,” she confirmed, “let’s go for some lunch,” she said.
*     *     *
They pulled up outside a restaurant. Rachel was adamant that she wouldn’t end up eating in any diners again. The memory of breakfast hung on to her mind, making her stomach turn even now. She pushed it back, trying to allow the aroma of better food fill her nostrils as they walked through the doors of this fine-r establishment.
There was a waitress waiting to receive them as they entered and when Peter told her there were two of them she beckoned them towards one of the smaller booths on the right hand side of the entrance doors.
“Here are your menus,” the blonde waitress smiled as she handed them over.
“Poor girl,” Peter said when she was out of earshot.
“What do you mean?” Rachel asked, looking up from the menu she was perusing.
“She smiled,” Peter said, “but she hates this place.”
“How can you tell?” Rachel asked him.
“I don’t know,” Peter admitted, “but I think it has something to do with the walls?”
Rachel raised an eyebrow and looked around the room, taking in the walls. They were a beige colour, with red drapes and gold trim.
“I think the walls are nice,” she pointed out, and lifted the menu again.
Peter reached over and moved the menu, which was blocking her face from his view, “would you think that if you had to look at them for eight hours a day, six days a week?”
“Perhaps not,” Rachel said, and pulled the menu from his grip so she could look at it again.
“Rachel?” Peter asked.
“Yes?” Rachel groaned as she moved the menu to the table.
“Do you think I’m a good looking human?” Peter asked her.
“You’re not human,” she said and smiled.
“But if I was?” He insisted.
“I guess so,” she said, studying his features.
“I think you are a good looking human female too,” he said and smiled at her.
“Thank you,” she said and picked back up the menu as the blonde waitress returned.
“Are you guys ready to order?” She asked; her fake smile still plastered to her face.
“When do you finish work?” Peter asked her.
She moved a step backwards, away from the table and brought her hand, holding her notepad and pen up to her chest and laughed nervously.
“I… am…” she stuttered.
“Oh,” Peter said, realising what she was thinking, “don’t worry. I don’t want to date you. I just see that you are sad and would like you to be happy. Perhaps I could buy you dinner.”
She hesitated. Rachel rolled her eyes.
“Not with me,” he clarified, “I mean I could take you to your favourite place, you and a friend, and pay for your dinner there.”
Rachel reached out her hand and tapped him, “just leave her a bigger tip honey,” she laughed. Turning to their waitress she added, “can we get two Cokes? We’re not ready for the food order yet though.”
“Of course,” the blonde waitress said and scurried away. Rachel noticed that she handed her notepad to another waitress, assigning her to the table.
He was blissfully unaware of this fact as he flicked through the menu. Rachel looked to her own as well.
“I don’t know what any of this is,” Peter said and dropped the menu to the table with a thud, “you pick something for me.”
“Would you like chicken, beef, lamb, seafood or pork?” Rachel said as she flicked to the various meat options.
“I don’t really know what they are,” he admitted.
“What about having the same thing as I have?” she asked him.
“That sounds like the best idea,” he nodded his agreement.
“I’ll order two then,” she said and beckoned their new waitress over.
“What happened to the other girl?” Peter asked, when a red-haired waitress stepped up to their table, notebook and two Cokes in hand.
“She’s on her break,” their new waitress lied, “what can I get you both?” She asked, and Rachel put in their order.
Two courses and a cup of coffee later Rachel and Peter sat back in their seats in the booth contented. Rachel smiled at Peter and held out her wallet to him, motioning that he should go and pay. He took the piece of leather in his hand and checked for cash. On seeing the green dollar bills he headed towards the cashier.
Am I really going to try stealing this key with him? She wondered to herself, thinking of the clueless nature of the alien-boy.
She shook her head, knowing she was crazy. She looked up and saw him pay. Although Rachel wasn’t the model citizen, she had never been a thief either. She stood from her seat and left the restaurant, not even glancing to see where Peter was. This was all getting too much for her. Only a few days before she had been driving down a road in the middle of Aus. minding her own business. Now she was in Roswell, with an alien, thinking about breaking into a trailer and stealing a key for that same alien’s spacecraft. It was all too much. She needed to clear her head. She knew there was a possibility that leaving Peter by himself in the big bad world might be a bad idea, but there was nothing else she could do right now. She had to get away and think.
Rachel hopped into the little rental and put it in drive. She sped down the road, only thinking about the fact that she had to get away from Peter. She headed back towards the motel they were staying in just off Route 20. She slowed the little red car outside the entrance to the place but thought twice about pulling over. This was bound to be the first place Peter would look for her.
“Why am I freaking out?” She asked herself, alone in the car, as she smacked her head into her open palms, accidently setting off the car’s horn.
The reception door opened and the guy who worked there came out and waved at her, recognising the car. She waved back, and then flashed her lights at him, before pulling back out and heading towards the motorway.
*     *     *
Peter returned to the booth he and Rachel had been seated at with her wallet in hand. His eyes widened slightly when he turned the corner, which brought the booth into full view, and noticed she was no longer there. He sat down to wait for her, thinking she must have slipped out to use the ladies’ room before they left.
“Sorry,” the red-haired waitress, who had served Rachel and he, said; tapping him on the shoulder and waking him from some deep daydream.
“Hmm?” he said, as his eyes came into focus, taking in who was there. He knew it wasn’t Rachel, but he wasn’t sure who it was.
“You have been sitting here for twenty minutes since you paid,” the red-haired waitress said, Peter got the feeling she was worried that he was waiting for the blonde girl to come back from her break, “I am really sorry to have to do this,” she said, “but I have to ask you to either order something, or leave. I am sorry, it’s just we have other customers waiting for this booth.”
“Oh,” he said and looked in the direction of the bathroom. “I am sorry. I don’t mean to hold up the table. I was just waiting for Rachel,” he explained as he stood from the table, “I think she must be in the restrooms?”
“If you will follow me, we have a waiting area,” the redheaded waitress said and led him back towards the entrance, where two sofas lined the wall. “I’ll just seat this couple in that booth and then I will check the restrooms for Rachel,” she said and beckoned for the couple seated on one of the couches to follow her. Peter plonked himself down onto the empty seat, looking towards the doors to the bathrooms.
A minute later he was being told that Rachel wasn’t in there.
“Are you certain?” He asked, hardly able to believe his ears.
“I am, sir,” she told him, “she must have left while you were paying.”
“Rachel wouldn’t just leave me here,” he said, moaning a little, “we have come here all the way from Australia. She couldn’t just take off and leave me.”
“I’m sorry sir, but it appears that she has,” the waitress said and thanked him for his custom.
Peter stood from the red sofa. He looked around the restaurant one more time. Perhaps Rachel was hiding, waiting for him to believe that she had abandoned him, but, when he least expected it, she would jump out and all would be well again.
No one came towards him. Peter left the restaurant and walked towards the car that he and Rachel had arrived in. It was gone as well. Peter dropped to the asphalt.
He scanned the car lot on the slight chance that he had forgotten where the car was parked. From his position sitting on the road he wasn’t able to see much. After turning his head a few times and catching glimpses of about thirty different cars he gave up. Peter allowed himself to fall backwards until he was lying on the tarmac outside the restaurant. A car was attempting to head towards the exit, and to do so it needed to pass the spot he was lying in. The car honked its horn at him, but Peter ignored it.
Peter lay on the ground, wondering where Rachel was gone. He felt something inside him, or rather the absence of something. For the first time since he’d arrived on earth, he felt alone. Peter was truly abandoned now; just like the name Rachel gave him.
The car horn continued honking, as the driver got out of his vehicle and cursed at Peter, lying on the ground, completely oblivious to the world around him.

“Rachel”, he whimpered.